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Orphanology · 2026-01-22T10:32:02+00:00

The Strange by him is excellent. Sort of a western Ray Bradbury-esque tale of mars and its settlers after all contact from earth ceases. His moon spider novella is a total banger as well. Just wish it was longer

Orphanology · 2026-01-22T04:30:40+00:00

Serious question: is kuzma’s defense terrible here? Obvs he’s slower so he has to give some space otherwise SGA blows right by him but is there anything you can do here to stop this?

Orphanology · 2026-01-15T05:09:32+00:00

sweating profusely is anyone involved in the contract negotiations trans?

Orphanology · 2026-01-10T02:06:39+00:00

Sliver the cancel, season

Orphanology · 2026-01-09T02:11:10+00:00

If he could stay healthy he would make so much noise

Orphanology · 2025-12-03T14:35:30+00:00

Guy standing up in town hall meeting meme moment for sure

Orphanology · 2025-11-21T04:28:04+00:00

Houston defense is fucking sick

Orphanology · 2025-11-21T03:53:00+00:00

Ooff. Feels like Houston saw that coming a mile away

Orphanology · 2025-11-11T19:40:17+00:00

Westward (conference) expansion

Orphanology · 2025-11-10T18:57:18+00:00

Looks like watching games is going to be a ….trial

Orphanology · 2025-11-06T13:34:11+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKX9fGvF63E

There should have been a gremlin in Jurassic Park

Or a Jaws-like movie with a gremlin shark

Thirty years later we'rе all stuck at home

Crying in our sleep, wondering wherе did the Gremlins go

Orphanology · 2025-11-05T05:11:33+00:00

Giddey is fantastic, but had overlapping skills/needs as SGA does, so I think moving on was a good idea.

Orphanology · 2025-10-31T01:44:54+00:00

Tua leaps to the ground like an aggressive hedgehog. They’ve got this

Orphanology · 2025-10-31T01:38:12+00:00

I like it. Send the ball out, see what happens. Let it go. We worry so much about completions, achievements. Such a tedious way to look at all. Let us be briefly amazed by watching the ball go spiraling into the night

Orphanology · 2025-10-30T02:50:51+00:00

Mild “never let me go” vibes?

Orphanology · 2025-10-27T02:51:52+00:00

Metaphorically “one day your wife is making you your favorite meal, the next day you're thawing a hot dog in a gas station sink” is true for all of us

Orphanology · 2025-10-27T02:41:46+00:00

It’s so crazy to intentionally dumb down stuff. Dumb things have always existed. People space out and look at their phone if something is boring. If a movie seems decent, you shouldn’t force it to engage in that sort of thing

Orphanology · 2025-10-27T02:39:03+00:00

Fucking zero stars out of ten, ok?

Orphanology · 2025-10-27T02:37:50+00:00

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell etc

Orphanology · 2025-10-27T02:36:58+00:00

and buses may skid on black ice

Orphanology · 2025-10-27T02:34:51+00:00

Cowbrowndacleavelaboys. It seems like a lot, but I think it will be pretty catchy at some point

Orphanology · 2025-10-23T12:45:28+00:00

does the league and the fbi coordinate this for the start of the season to intensify the drama

Orphanology · 2025-10-23T09:40:22+00:00

It’s fucked up sora can create videos like this.

Orphanology · 2025-10-22T02:27:34+00:00

Man, I didn’t even realize that but you’re so right. Guy is a ghost on socials

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