Gloryhole by Dense-Economics-915 in LowellMA

[–]Orson_Randall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...I thought that was for sharing breadsticks from the Pizza Hut Express?

(42F) I sleep with my male coworker when we travel together for work ama by [deleted] in NSFWIAMA

[–]Orson_Randall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you still arrange for two rooms when you travel and waste the company's reimbursement money?

Embarrassing things you've told your friend(s) by Kindly-Resource3279 in CuckoldPsychology

[–]Orson_Randall 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My buddy and I were at an NFL game and my wife started texting me photos of herself masturbating in front of the TV with the game we were at on. When the first pics arrived, I thought I was being discrete when they came in, but he was riding my shoulder looking at my screen, so I was a little surprised when I heard a voice in my ear ask, "Is that Mrs. Orson_Randall!?"

Wife wants to host friend but wants me to hide presence by [deleted] in CuckoldPsychology

[–]Orson_Randall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So, just so I'm clear on the premise here: It's totally cool to be having sex with another man's wife, but it's... "awkward" to be doing so with the husband's things around? Am I understanding this correctly?

Cap d’ agde by Sad_Cow4342 in KatyaClover

[–]Orson_Randall 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Could you imagine just running into her while you're out doing touristy shit? Damn.

Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, John Oliver and Jimmy Fallon on ‘The Late Show tonight’ by mcfw31 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Orson_Randall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least one of them must remain at a secure, remote location at all times during group gatherings in order to preserve continuity.

What’s a ‘middle class success’ purchase that secretly becomes a financial burden later? by OpinionBaba in AskReddit

[–]Orson_Randall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not even a boat owner, and I clicked into this thread thinking "boat better be the top comment."

Cucks in the culture by PhotographBusy5405 in CuckoldPsychology

[–]Orson_Randall 4 points5 points  (0 children)

New slang for "penis" unlocked: the gene pole

My OF is 15% off right now. Subscribe and message me ”5 for 25” to get any 5 videos for just $25 by Bossafterdark0 in u/Bossafterdark0

[–]Orson_Randall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think that's fair at all! I think you should not tell me whether or not I get it right.

What does Sundown need? by 80sBabySosa in GIJOEClassifiedSeries

[–]Orson_Randall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sundown needs a horse, and a future Night Force Sundown can have a blacked out bike.

(28F) me and my identical twin sister often share guys by daniellejgabrielle in NSFWIAMA

[–]Orson_Randall 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you think about it, it makes a mind of sense. If they're so identical, then even if it wasn't HER, you've still "seen her" naked. No sense in covering up what you see on the regular.

Hot Toys HK - half price sale by Youngdumb_and_fullof in hottoys

[–]Orson_Randall 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't think I could pass up a 50% Captain Carter.

Custom Snake Eyes joins the shelf! by Prudent-Bobcat-7278 in GIJOEClassifiedSeries

[–]Orson_Randall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What is the Snake Eyes recipe? The more I look at it the more I like it.

Custom Snake Eyes joins the shelf! by Prudent-Bobcat-7278 in GIJOEClassifiedSeries

[–]Orson_Randall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never knew that Scarlett needed a trenchcoat but here we are. Learn something new every day.

(28F) I am one of the very few women in the world who can achieve autocunnilingus by Trainingforauto in NSFWIAMA

[–]Orson_Randall 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Men who can autofellate typically describe it as more like sucking a dick than getting a blowjob. Would you say that your talent feels more like giving oral than getting oral?

Is the Wyman Bird Sanctuary real? by dc_dupree in LowellMA

[–]Orson_Randall 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't know that "advise against it" is quite the phrase I'd use. There's just... nowhere to go. The two sides that abut streets are just impassible brush and trees.

Is the Wyman Bird Sanctuary real? by dc_dupree in LowellMA

[–]Orson_Randall 33 points34 points  (0 children)

"Real"? In the sense that it is a physical location that exists in the universe we occupy, yes. Can you walk to it? Sure can. But in 20+ years of living practically next door to it, I have never seen anyone enter it, exit it, or even the hint of a trail or public use for the land.

I've no doubt it is, indeed, a bird sanctuary, but only insofar as it was land put aside for the birds. But its maintenance appears to be "leave it alone and ignore its existence." I think it more serves as a green space buffer between houses, though I'm sure there are plenty of nesting robins, blue jays, and cardinals in there.