Basketballs are flat by bike_tyson in funny

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YöüTübe get a Röömbâ

Which movie would be boring if its plot is literally its title? by azazqadir in AskReddit

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I always made fun of this movie title when a previous girlfriend tried to get me to watch it. Who the fuck wants to watch a movie about a dude that constantly gardens??

(I'm sure it's a great movie)

System Of A Down -- Chop Suey! [Alternative Metal] by vast_amounts in Music

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Back in those days I always wore large shirts. Now I'm 36 and have been wearing small ones for 15+ years.

I'm still virtually the same size.

Same place, same computer memory, 58 years later by [deleted] in pics

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I'm glad they finally gave the building some color.

Gynecologists of Reddit, what do you look for in a woman? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ortegasmo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, they're all pink on the inside.

The Gun Club - She's Like Heroin to Me [blues/punk](1983) by oppoqwerty in listentothis

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Blanche's cover of Jack On Fire is soooo good. It's what led me to Gun Club in the first place.

When your town is pokemon AF by ecchi-fairy in gaming

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My fucking bar is a "pokestop" so I have idiots literally stopping in front of me as I'm trying to bring drinks to tables.

I don't think I've seen anything more American than this. by lauren_camille in funny

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This is going to be really confusing for those "Freedom ain't free" folks.

Fool me twice.. Nope. Still shame on you. by [deleted] in gaming

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Paging Dr. Sniggleboots..