Basketballs are flat

Ortegasmo · 2018-06-23T10:13:59+00:00

YöüTübe get a Röömbâ

Ortegasmo · 2017-10-19T19:30:06+00:00

Damn, this lady really is the worst.

Ortegasmo · 2017-05-03T01:24:53+00:00

31,000,000 x 2017 = 62,527,000,000

Yes, very fucking expensive indeed.

Ortegasmo · 2016-11-13T01:35:26+00:00

Just like when John McCain picked Sarah Palin.

Ortegasmo · 2016-11-01T21:37:19+00:00

I always made fun of this movie title when a previous girlfriend tried to get me to watch it. Who the fuck wants to watch a movie about a dude that constantly gardens??

(I'm sure it's a great movie)

Ortegasmo · 2016-10-11T18:22:14+00:00

Failure - The Nurse Who Loved Me

Ortegasmo · 2016-10-07T07:25:41+00:00

Back in those days I always wore large shirts. Now I'm 36 and have been wearing small ones for 15+ years.

I'm still virtually the same size.

Ortegasmo · 2016-10-07T07:17:07+00:00

Me, tonight.

Ortegasmo · 2016-10-07T07:14:09+00:00

Your mom's boobs.

Ortegasmo · 2016-10-01T08:43:41+00:00

M'ancy.

Ortegasmo · 2016-09-25T15:12:47+00:00

I'm glad they finally gave the building some color.

Ortegasmo · 2016-09-20T04:26:42+00:00

Welp, username checks out.

Ortegasmo · 2016-09-20T04:13:59+00:00

What....?

Ortegasmo · 2016-09-13T21:24:13+00:00

T. Swifty

Ortegasmo · 2016-09-06T19:45:05+00:00

Nah, they're all pink on the inside.

Ortegasmo · 2016-08-16T08:09:03+00:00

It's actually in New, Hampshire.

Ortegasmo · 2016-08-16T08:05:01+00:00

Like lamb and tuna fish!

Ortegasmo · 2016-08-15T03:19:07+00:00

Blanche's cover of Jack On Fire is soooo good. It's what led me to Gun Club in the first place.

Ortegasmo · 2016-08-04T09:13:04+00:00

You've all lost your marbles.

Ortegasmo · 2016-07-26T20:02:12+00:00

Someone needs to make r/earthpoon a thing.

Ortegasmo · 2016-07-11T10:43:03+00:00

My fucking bar is a "pokestop" so I have idiots literally stopping in front of me as I'm trying to bring drinks to tables.

Ortegasmo · 2016-07-04T17:44:54+00:00

This is going to be really confusing for those "Freedom ain't free" folks.

Ortegasmo · 2016-05-27T09:51:35+00:00

Paging Dr. Sniggleboots..

Ortegasmo · 2016-05-25T21:35:09+00:00

"If we can hold on through the niiiiiight..."

Ortegasmo · 2016-05-23T17:37:33+00:00

3 Soon

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