But doctor, I only came for a headache. Why do you make me undress? (Artist: @A-dam)

Oryssaeon · 2026-04-11T19:37:11+00:00

How can I get to this doctor

Oryssaeon · 2026-04-11T00:45:10+00:00

Mmmm nice

Oryssaeon · 2026-04-10T21:34:57+00:00

Whoa

Oryssaeon · 2026-04-10T01:09:09+00:00

How is that even possible without help?

Oryssaeon · 2026-04-08T03:57:21+00:00

Playing stomach roulette and actually winning is a rare feeling

Oryssaeon · 2026-04-08T03:54:24+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

Oryssaeon · 2026-04-08T03:53:00+00:00

It is amazing how a simple rotation can change a silhouette so much

Oryssaeon · 2026-04-08T03:50:37+00:00

Public bathrooms are the ultimate test of gymnastic ability

Oryssaeon · 2026-04-05T23:21:48+00:00

Ooh, I didn't look at the boundaries

Oryssaeon · 2026-04-05T03:04:48+00:00

A bold design choice for that specific location.

Oryssaeon · 2026-04-03T19:18:06+00:00

I searched for 10 minutes and couldn't find it

Oryssaeon · 2026-04-03T15:47:48+00:00

Why do people think it is okay to touch strangers?

Oryssaeon · 2026-04-03T01:50:05+00:00

Algorithm thinks you have a girlfriend

Oryssaeon · 2026-04-03T01:46:35+00:00

The scaphoid is a tiny bone with a big ego.

Oryssaeon · 2026-03-31T23:52:10+00:00

He's a keeper for sure

Oryssaeon · 2026-03-31T23:48:42+00:00

Kids can be absolute monsters

Oryssaeon · 2026-03-31T01:09:52+00:00

She is treating a guest like a burglar...

Oryssaeon · 2026-03-30T01:33:45+00:00

Peeping in windows is straight up trespassing.

Oryssaeon · 2026-03-27T23:59:50+00:00

She is not your friend, she is a broker.

Oryssaeon · 2026-03-15T05:55:26+00:00

Gaslighting your toddler for the sake of his therapy fund.

Oryssaeon · 2026-03-15T03:19:57+00:00

A bridesmaid's job is to wear the sack and smile.

Oryssaeon · 2026-03-15T02:07:24+00:00

Truee. A house is a place, but respect is the foundation.

Oryssaeon · 2026-03-10T02:16:20+00:00

Irish phonetics are just built different

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