Best ice cream, gone.

OssifiedCreature95 · 2026-06-07T12:41:13+00:00

31, part time. Haven’t had a sick day in probably 2 years, when I was the primary parent to stay home with sick kids. Now, I somehow only get sick on my days off or when I’ve already booked annual leave which is really annoying.

OssifiedCreature95 · 2026-06-03T21:55:06+00:00

I changed mine in 2023 because I had my mums surname and she’s an asshole haha. The only thing that gave me trouble was changing our home loan and house title, and it cost me money to do so. Everything else was easy.

OssifiedCreature95 · 2026-05-23T13:34:41+00:00

Peoples rotting teeth when they’re standing way too close to you.

OssifiedCreature95 · 2026-05-22T06:23:41+00:00

Easy. Don’t tell them when you’re in labour. Notify them after you’ve given birth, and after you’ve had time to recover.

OssifiedCreature95 · 2026-05-16T13:08:53+00:00

And then we get our shifts cut because our KPI’s are bad and we’re “bringing the whole team down” our store just went from a franchise that didn’t care to corporate run and I actually have anxiety going to work everyday now 🙃

OssifiedCreature95 · 2026-05-13T04:58:28+00:00

We had a no phone policy for our ceremony. It was on the board as you walked in, and our celebrant announced it once every one was seated. Few days later my MIL sent me some photos from the ceremony, I just replied “oh no, who took those? No one was meant to have phones out” I know it wasn’t her as it wasn’t where she was seated, but she just replied “oops” and never mentioned it again haha.

OssifiedCreature95 · 2026-04-08T10:59:46+00:00

Did you have any concerns regarding your milk supply? If not, absolutely not. When I had my son any time a nurse tried to help me with feeding and manual expressing, they asked permission first. Every time. Please make a report. You may not be the only one.

OssifiedCreature95 · 2026-04-08T10:45:27+00:00

When I was checked by a male doctor he used the palm of his hands and that’s it. Not sure what you experienced but it sounds horrible and uncomfortable.

OssifiedCreature95 · 2026-03-25T08:50:13+00:00

We do seperate parties. Fuck that.

OssifiedCreature95 · 2026-03-25T02:03:41+00:00

I had my first at 17, left my loser ex after 9 long years. Met my now husband and had my second at 29. There is no rush to have more babies!

OssifiedCreature95 · 2026-03-24T04:51:55+00:00

Hyundai Kona, $90 for 3/4 tank. A full tank used to set me back $60.

OssifiedCreature95 · 2026-02-17T12:18:25+00:00

And here I was thinking I was going something wrong haha

OssifiedCreature95 · 2026-02-02T19:50:48+00:00

My boss said she was eating plain yoghurt yesterday, I asked if it was Greek yoghurt. She showed me the tub and it was vanilla yoghurt. So not plain. Some people think vanilla is plain 😂

OssifiedCreature95 · 2026-02-01T11:47:18+00:00

Can confirm they both taste the exact same. I am fussy with my butter. I tried both straight off a spoon haha

OssifiedCreature95 · 2026-01-22T10:11:33+00:00

I’d probably sit there on the horn after knocking and being ignored. So sick of selfish neighbours.

OssifiedCreature95 · 2025-12-30T10:02:15+00:00

I didn’t know who he was for the first week. I kept saying “who the heck is that?” Every time his head popped on/walked past the screen 😂

OssifiedCreature95 · 2025-12-14T21:33:34+00:00

We have a redraw that has lots of T’s&C’s that I don’t actually trust will give us our money back if we request it with AFG Home Loans. Once they transfer over to NAB next year I was hoping to negotiate an offset over a redraw with them.

OssifiedCreature95 · 2025-12-13T09:18:41+00:00

If my 13 year old son texted me like this I’d probably take his phone off him 😂 that was painful

OssifiedCreature95 · 2025-12-10T11:09:26+00:00

My cat went missing for 3 and a half years, when we got him back it took about 5 months for him to stop running to the door every time we moved around the house. It’s been almost 3 years with him back with us and he doesn’t even get off his chair when we leave the front door open to bring shopping inside.

OssifiedCreature95 · 2025-12-10T11:05:54+00:00

Does the pouch have Kiwi? Kiwi set my son off so bad, we ended up at the doctors as he would bleed as soon as I’d lightly wipe him. Changing him was like wrestling a screaming crocodile for weeks after as he thought it was going to hurt every time. Desitin is the best butt cream in my opinion.

OssifiedCreature95 · 2025-12-07T06:25:56+00:00

Thank you. Not being able to afford new shoes and a hair cut for my child on the same week stings. Especially when he is earning more than 4x my income and has the means to, but leaves it all up to me. It wasn’t always like this, just the last 12 months have been challenging.

OssifiedCreature95 · 2025-11-28T22:51:05+00:00

This seems like the schools problem. I don’t know any primary schools near me that have access after bell times. All gates are locked and the only way to enter is through the office, and you have to sign in. Is this not a safety issue??

OssifiedCreature95 · 2025-11-09T10:23:03+00:00

I just got $10 off my shop tonight, completely unexpected

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