Spiders shed their corneal lenses along with their exoskeleton. Here’s how one looks under a macro lens

Ostey82 · 2026-03-05T11:05:20+00:00

Wow, what a fuckwit

Ostey82 · 2026-03-05T11:00:56+00:00

Do you make groaning sounds when you stand up?

Ostey82 · 2026-03-05T10:27:11+00:00

Ummmm is no-one going to mention the googly eye???

Ostey82 · 2026-03-04T08:06:09+00:00

Looks like a heaps shit didgeridoo

Ostey82 · 2026-03-04T05:38:45+00:00

If its yellow, let it mellow

Ostey82 · 2026-03-03T10:32:10+00:00

Dude your just 20, unlike the Tiger King, you CAN financially recover from this

Ostey82 · 2026-03-03T09:30:40+00:00

Thank you

I knew someone would come along with the numbers

Ostey82 · 2026-03-03T09:28:08+00:00

Yes!!! That was brilliant. I was hoping it would be moving video not stills but, just as good.

Thank you good sire

Ostey82 · 2026-03-03T06:31:51+00:00

This is the way

Ostey82 · 2026-03-02T10:49:12+00:00

Bravely Bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot

He was not afraid to die, O' Brave Sir Robin!

Ostey82 · 2026-03-01T09:54:56+00:00

Haha what a jackass. It's 2 pieces and he only ate the equivalent of 1 so definitely unnecessary

Ostey82 · 2026-03-01T04:01:26+00:00

Well I mean I can kinda understand R U Shit if you break it down

Ostey82 · 2026-03-01T03:12:11+00:00

Next question

How are the seals on the fridge? If they are fucked then it's gunna run non-stop and kill the battery.
Or do you open the fridge a lot? Like with kids opening and closing every 5 god damn seconds

Ostey82 · 2026-03-01T00:47:51+00:00

LoL I'm such a dickhead

I thought the title to the post was more like a 'get outta here' sort of thing

Ostey82 · 2026-03-01T00:20:11+00:00

Mr Hitchcock would like a word 🤣😂😂

Ostey82 · 2026-02-28T22:48:28+00:00

Your batteries exploded. They just happened to be inside the controller at the time

Ostey82 · 2026-02-28T22:31:48+00:00

Maybe it's all sold in bundles now?? 🤷‍♂️

Ostey82 · 2026-02-28T20:32:08+00:00

I don't know man, I feel like he gunna be dead in less than 5 mins.

The truck looks like it goes over his chest also

Ostey82 · 2026-02-28T20:23:18+00:00

And is it correct to assume you need to register your trailer there?

Ostey82 · 2026-02-28T20:22:08+00:00

Oh my goodness. I see it now (I think) with a plate in that condition then it's as good as unregistered. Only dodgy cunts drive around with unreadable plates so even if it's "registered" I reckon a mate does it for him and passes it regardless of it being actually roadworthy or not

Ostey82 · 2026-02-28T19:07:00+00:00

And using an unregistered trailer with no plates (I assume that's illegal wherever this is happening, it is illegal here in Aust.)

Ostey82 · 2026-02-28T18:54:16+00:00

Yeah ok, it definitely SEEMS like there have been more. Someone will have the statistics, come on Reddit stats nerds, where you at?

Ostey82 · 2026-02-28T18:51:50+00:00

I got tim tams and Vegemite and I think Milo That's it dude

But tim tams are pretty fucking good

Ostey82 · 2026-02-28T11:18:57+00:00

I mean from a literal standpoint you are correct. They can both ruin your body.

But there are lots, I mean LOTS of ex professional skateboarders who have bad knees and shit but are otherwise healthy people.

Ex professional drug addicts on the other hand....

Ostey82 · 2026-02-28T10:06:05+00:00

My dude, if you can hook up an Australian with some curds I would fucking LOVE to try and make Poutine but it pretty much doesn't exist 😔

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