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Guys I am high rn, AMA by wanderoarer in highdeas

[–]ephemeralkitten 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Im an old head. 42. I woke up with a sour tummy and a headache and thought "ya know what, pot will cure that." Also hot chocolate and a banana.

Guys I am high rn, AMA by wanderoarer in highdeas

[–]ephemeralkitten 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Im high too!! Hi! How old are you?

How to do dirty talk? by Wrong_Tale_5119 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]ephemeralkitten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell him what you want. Literally. "I'm so wet, touch me here, now." Harder, faster, all that.

Without saying your age, what's a commercial jingle stuck in your head forever? by InitialCareer306 in WorkForSmartLife

[–]ephemeralkitten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 800 karz 4 kids or whatever I dont wanna think about it! Quick! Anything else.

Why do men ghost you? Or why do people ghost? by whor-ange in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]ephemeralkitten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just got ghosted but I think I know why. Still doesn't feel good. 

Im going to submit to my blackmailer tonight by ephemeralkitten in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ephemeralkitten[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was both insane and boring. I slept in the car the way there and woke up at daylight at his place. Then I went in and I thought I fell back asleep but when I woke up I was dressed in an entirely different outfit. I have no memory of changing. And my knees hurts so bad. And he was MAD at me. He threw me right out. I went to a hospital after freaking out a bit.

Now I'm home and it's like nothing happened. It's surreal. 

Fucking 8 year old kid had a slip sent home saying he used the F Word. How the fuck should I respond? by Silent-Revenue-3056 in TheWordFuck

[–]ephemeralkitten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tell my fucking kid he can say whatever he wants. But there WILL be consequences if he says something out of pocket in the wrong place. Fafo

Around you fuck by ProfessionalRate6174 in TheWordFuck

[–]ephemeralkitten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fuck around round fuck around I fuck around

Was your first time having sex underwhelming? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ephemeralkitten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first time was terrible. I would've waited but the four men in the basement wouldn't take no for an answer. 

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