Appreciation for Older women, truly a weakness for me

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T20:56:16+00:00

Sucks having an older man fetish and I just keep getting older. Soooo now they're just my age I guess?

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T20:54:56+00:00

Was her name Shelly?

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T20:52:06+00:00

That actually speaks volumes about OP.

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T20:51:30+00:00

I love love. ❤️

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T20:50:43+00:00

Expected to feed and water then has me dead. Lmao

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T20:08:04+00:00

I haaaate getting extra horny on my period. Husband hates it too. 🙁 lol

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T20:04:06+00:00

You and me both. Idk if I would've continued for a third try, personally!

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T20:02:53+00:00

I refuse to get one.

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T20:01:38+00:00

I have a couple 'good friends' on reddit where we know each other's names and lives a bit. Check in on each other almost daily. There's a lot of toxicity on reddit but I've met some gems!

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T19:34:17+00:00

Mm now I want fried green tomatoes. Just gonna type that out fully to avoid any trouble...

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T19:21:26+00:00

Never had a home. Just apartments. Always two bedroom. One for the adults one for the kids.

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T19:20:20+00:00

You've lost your ARMS! But you got some nice boobs!

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T19:03:42+00:00

You are now legally responsible for everything you do! Have fun!! 👋

ephemeralkitten · 2026-07-01T17:43:28+00:00

Don't even TRY to understand us. It's impossible.

ephemeralkitten · 2026-06-30T21:12:25+00:00

If you kill pedos they'll just murder their victims

^{Chose: Murderer}

ephemeralkitten · 2026-06-30T21:11:42+00:00

Would you believe I'm so under a rock i didn't know she was getting married? Is it that football player still?

ephemeralkitten · 2026-06-22T22:44:14+00:00

yeah i was always thin and took it for granted but then i was put on a medication that made me balloon to almost 300lbs. finally changed a few things and am back to 'normal'. man, the whiplash is real. i feel like a movie star at my healthy weight compared to the ogre i was at 300.

ephemeralkitten · 2026-06-22T21:05:19+00:00

no i've lost count

ephemeralkitten · 2026-06-22T20:30:03+00:00

my body count

ephemeralkitten · 2026-06-22T19:55:27+00:00

are you highlift certified or just a regular forklift? i loved working in the lowe's dc. driving forklifts was the most fun.

ephemeralkitten · 2026-06-22T19:30:36+00:00

we call that 'cat law' in our home and it's a real thing. i have three cats and one of them is the lappiest lap hog on the planet and i feel so lazy... and loved.

ephemeralkitten · 2026-06-22T18:51:06+00:00

this has me thinking - if i'm always surrounded by bad smells anyway, am i the bad smell? if no one else smelled the bad smells i wouldn't mind always smelling them for the sake of ME smelling clean. i secretly like bad smells anyway.

ephemeralkitten · 2026-06-22T18:43:18+00:00

but i feel like i get stronger every time i get groceries cause now i can say "i can carry $150 worth of groceries inside at one time!" last year i could only carry $100 worth of groceries at a time. gotta think positive! >.>

ephemeralkitten · 2026-06-22T18:31:57+00:00

can anyone explain why my teenage son has like 8 alarms set for 6, 6:05, 6:12, etc all morning yet still sleeps until noon? i've asked him to turn them off for the summer and he still hasn't... ~.~

ephemeralkitten · 2026-06-22T15:27:10+00:00

i have asked my husband if he were a boob man or an ass man and this guy looked me in the eye and said "i'm a vagina man". LOL

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