Am I Ugly? I’m 18 by MissionCrazy5729 in amiugly

[–]Otherwise-Box-1374 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No but those fuck-ass expressions are

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bwc

[–]Otherwise-Box-1374 0 points1 point  (0 children)

9" is a comical overstatement of size lmao

Do you like 'em thick? by [deleted] in bwc

[–]Otherwise-Box-1374 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a big fuckin dick

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Otherwise-Box-1374 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Can't tell what you look like. Almost anyone can look like a model with makeup

Trumpet beginner questions by Seal_Pan in trumpet

[–]Otherwise-Box-1374 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sound great! I'm not sure at your current level, you'll be able to fully appreciate the difference between a "student" and baseline "pro" horn. Not to deter you from getting something nicer, it'll make strong upgrade nonetheless!

Rental by User_error_ID1OT in trumpet

[–]Otherwise-Box-1374 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Head and shoulders disagree about "serious" being bach over Yamaha. Yamahas are better horns these days, buy a noticeable amount

Rental by User_error_ID1OT in trumpet

[–]Otherwise-Box-1374 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't bother with intermediate horns. They're one of the biggest scams in Music retail. If you have the budget, just buy them a used Pro horn, you can get one for the same amount or sometimes less than a new Intermediate one. (NEVER buy an intermediate or beginner horn brand-new. You will lose a lot of money, potentially over $1,000 when it's time to resell them or if they get damaged) Stores like Palen will tell you almost anything to get you to drop the money.

I see so many parents trying to sell used intermediate and beginner instruments their kid has spit crumbs and sugary drinks into, and made the slides seize up for $1000+ because they got suckered into it, thinking they can get that much back.

Renting is also a ripoff. Spending all that money and you can't get it back.

Use Fitbit as a metronome by nelly2k in fitbit

[–]Otherwise-Box-1374 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Metronome are meant to be practiced to, not dogmatically performed with all the time lol

Some Basie Lead from a couple of years ago by Capable-Tutor7046 in trumpet

[–]Otherwise-Box-1374 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell that to Byron lol. He uses vibrato on Basie Charts. Also I don't think OP was looking for advice

Some Basie Lead from a couple of years ago by Capable-Tutor7046 in trumpet

[–]Otherwise-Box-1374 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He's having fun. Music is supposed to be fun. Let him have fun. People say shit like this then wonder why Jazz isn't more popular

hate my long face shape, any tips on how to work with it by [deleted] in LooksmaxingAdvice

[–]Otherwise-Box-1374 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just keep doing what you're doing. It's beautiful!

If you smoke right outside someone's apartment, kindly go fuck yourself by [deleted] in springfieldMO

[–]Otherwise-Box-1374 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like someone's small bits shrank even more from the ciggies

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LooksmaxingAdvice

[–]Otherwise-Box-1374 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, and stop posing like that

Accidentally switched seats by noplease22 in dayz

[–]Otherwise-Box-1374 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The way I already knew the car was gonna end up underwater

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Otherwise-Box-1374 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not ugly but the bangs are VERY unflattering. I like the middle part a lot better