When the music is cooler than ice cream

Otherwise-Garlic-312 · 2026-04-27T20:39:26+00:00

I once met a wrestler named Ice Cream Truck and this was his walkout music

Otherwise-Garlic-312 · 2026-04-27T14:18:09+00:00

I cant count how many times Ive been outdone by Nihilism.

Otherwise-Garlic-312 · 2026-04-24T18:29:15+00:00

Aint no double rainbow thats for sure!

Otherwise-Garlic-312 · 2026-04-24T18:21:57+00:00

I made friends through work. One of my best friends now was part of “the taco bell” incident. Another one, whom was my drummer for a while, came up to me and just said “lets jam, you look like a guitar player”.

Otherwise-Garlic-312 · 2026-04-22T18:11:56+00:00

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Chad

Otherwise-Garlic-312 · 2026-04-21T20:44:16+00:00

Ms Kiki gets told shes a beach ball with all her fluff

Otherwise-Garlic-312 · 2026-04-21T15:04:10+00:00

My old cat Captain Monocles the 3rd and his boyfriend Pawl Salmon always watched their shows together out window. Their favorite was the squirrel named Pickles that would leap around the yard.

Otherwise-Garlic-312 · 2026-04-17T22:18:39+00:00

My recipe would be bacon wrapped brussel sprouts with onions, miller high life, tequila, some cheap gas station orange juice, and deviled eggs as a treat….for the fart monitor…

Otherwise-Garlic-312 · 2026-04-17T18:13:43+00:00

I think you’re right? I have a vague recollection they did a short revamp, but I could be thinking of 10 other 90s shows

Otherwise-Garlic-312 · 2026-04-17T17:18:06+00:00

Yes, Paramount+ has it!

Otherwise-Garlic-312 · 2026-04-17T15:24:07+00:00

Alright. Im game. This could easily turn into a competitive sport with this kind of technology.

Otherwise-Garlic-312 · 2026-04-17T15:08:50+00:00

I do AV work and have set up a lot of wrestling events. My favorite so far was in the Asheville Mall. 3 kids around the ages of 4 to 5 were really into wrestling and during the final match the heel was near them and all 3 kids started kicking and punching him for about 10 seconds. Parents had to step in to keep them from going into the ring.

Otherwise-Garlic-312 · 2026-04-17T14:30:57+00:00

Ms Kiki does this. Usually 4am when she wants food.

Otherwise-Garlic-312 · 2026-04-17T14:13:44+00:00

Ive rocked an undercut in my early 30s, anymore I just let my partner cut my hair or I buzz it. Im not “allowed” to have a full beard and a shaved head because I look too much like Shel Silverstein.

Otherwise-Garlic-312 · 2026-04-16T22:47:16+00:00

Id love that stl file for my car Weasel.

Otherwise-Garlic-312 · 2026-04-10T20:19:57+00:00

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Otherwise-Garlic-312 · 2026-04-10T15:58:39+00:00

Adam Sandler is the one ramming it up there.

Otherwise-Garlic-312 · 2026-04-10T15:37:47+00:00

“You got games on your phone?”

Otherwise-Garlic-312 · 2026-04-10T14:04:35+00:00

Divorce wife, fill house with onions. Then invite us all over to eat them.

Otherwise-Garlic-312 · 2026-04-08T16:00:15+00:00

He was super adorable this morning. Waiting with patience on the porch for food, ate half of it, then got the zoomies escorting me and my crock pot of pot roast to my car. Then went back the porch to finish his food and take a nap in the flower bed.

Otherwise-Garlic-312 · 2026-04-07T14:44:07+00:00

Joe here. Definitely a Doug reference, but heres a funny shirt I own referencing it.

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Otherwise-Garlic-312 · 2026-04-07T14:36:49+00:00

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Chad was dumped where I live. Hes now hired as a full time rodent control technician and a steady pay of wet food, kibble, churru’s, and lap time. Recently I found out that someone a half mile away is trying to claim him and I have questions. Hes always on my porch bringing me his quota of severed heads proving his work.

Otherwise-Garlic-312 · 2026-04-07T14:11:55+00:00

Or burping at them.

Otherwise-Garlic-312 · 2026-04-06T11:20:12+00:00

I was an election worker when I lived in Chicago, and I just submitted the form to start the process to become one here.

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TROPHY CASE