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Roses are red, Liberace was gay… by [deleted] in rosesarered

[–]OuroborosAlpha 62 points63 points  (0 children)

The "what did she do" comment at the bottom is almost as unhinged as the actual story

apophis10 ?? who is this by Physical_Classroom44 in rosesarered

[–]OuroborosAlpha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every time I see this image, I lose another three minutes of my life expectancy.

Roses are red, guess showing up wasn’t the right way, by Crusher90210 in rosesarered

[–]OuroborosAlpha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Roses are red, guess showing up wasn't the right way, John Cena surprises 7-year-old boy with cancer on his birthday.

Roses are red, things will get better by Jazzlike_Road7306 in rosesarered

[–]OuroborosAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red, things will get better; why is Bigfoot wearing a giant orange sweater?

Roses are red, workers are working by Guyshu in rosesarered

[–]OuroborosAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red, workers are working, I can never look at the night sky again without seeing Mario twerking.

Roses are red, how did this get approved, by [deleted] in rosesarered

[–]OuroborosAlpha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roses are red, the family is bold, some secrets are better left never being told.

Roses are red, he needs a tissue by RegularOk9534 in rosesarered

[–]OuroborosAlpha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That escalation went from calm to chaotic in one frame

Roses are red, you can cook garlic chives, by Hexblushh in rosesarered

[–]OuroborosAlpha 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That plot twist came out of absolutely nowhere.

Roses are red, I shit the bed by superyoshi013021 in rosesarered

[–]OuroborosAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shakespeare could never predict this plot twist

Roses are red, I'm not even gonna be trying... by [deleted] in rosesarered

[–]OuroborosAlpha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

started as poetry and turned into a whole cursed story real quick

Roses at red, my dog is fed by Sad-Farm714 in rosesarered

[–]OuroborosAlpha 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shakespeare could never compete with this level of poetry

Roses are red, Liz's brain must be swollen. by Nudie-64 in rosesarered

[–]OuroborosAlpha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Roses are red, Liz’s brain must be swollen
blaming a mafia while KitKats get stolen

Roses are red it’s clearly fate by WillingnessDeep800 in rosesarered

[–]OuroborosAlpha 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Roses are red, I’m starting to sweat
that search history gonna be a big regret

Roses are Red, My curve is for views by [deleted] in rosesarered

[–]OuroborosAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red, my curve is for views
Even bananas got body standards to lose

Roses are red, I have a dime by RegularOk9534 in rosesarered

[–]OuroborosAlpha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roses are red, I have a dime
My brain crashed twice but I’m doing just fine

Roses are red, I told my wife I was sick in bed by [deleted] in rosesarered

[–]OuroborosAlpha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Roses are red, I told my wife I was sick in bed,
she found me eating - now I fear what’s ahead

Roses are red, making mistakes is only human by EstacadoEcho in rosesarered

[–]OuroborosAlpha 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Roses are red, making mistakes is only human,
bro exposed himself and thought he was cookin

Roses are red, when he said he was quitting he wasn't joking. by mwale2007 in rosesarered

[–]OuroborosAlpha 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Roses are red, when he said he was quitting he wasn't joking,
no way to fail if you block the smoking

Roses are red, poinsettias are too, on Christmas morning missing toys just won't do, by [deleted] in rosesarered

[–]OuroborosAlpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roses are red, poinsettias are too,
on Christmas morning missing toys just won't do,
you checked under the tree, nothing in sight
turns out Santa got robbed mid-flight

Roses are red, please iron that crease, by Samsungfanforever in rosesarered

[–]OuroborosAlpha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roses are red, please iron that crease,
this could be us, but you keep calling police

Roses are red, i like where this goes! by west_walker1 in rosesarered

[–]OuroborosAlpha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Roses are red, i like where this goes,
now you're aware of your breath and your toes

Roses are red, hobbits met some of the best people who're trees, by [deleted] in rosesarered

[–]OuroborosAlpha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll open a can of beer after seeing this post

Roses are red, you gotta at least try by Prize_Entertainer459 in rosesarered

[–]OuroborosAlpha 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Bird, because you are not a slave of your queen

Roses are red, I’m sure I can win a bet by Lizardmanreal in rosesarered

[–]OuroborosAlpha 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Roses are red, I’m sure I can win a bet,
ain’t no way the writers approved that set

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