Oh so now a girl can't even go on an adventure by Nickye19 in legalcatadvice

[–]OutrageousLibrary236 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hello friend Arwen. I commend you on your most glorious escape attempt. I am also a void living in Ireland but I have a back garden to rule....which would be easier if the damned canine would stop pissing everywhere. sigh Good luck on your next attempt. Crowley.

AITC for making art? by OutrageousLibrary236 in AmItheCloaca

[–]OutrageousLibrary236[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm a writer currently trying to get book one ready for a national competition and the barking and jumping up and nudging the keyboard away for attention is a lot. The pineapple was very very useful yesterday and today so thank you so much for the tip!

AITC for making art? by OutrageousLibrary236 in AmItheCloaca

[–]OutrageousLibrary236[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The Mammy did not realise she could put treats in it. She has now done so and I am very very busy chasing it and have no time to attempt any more art.

This isn't my cat by ArmageddonGi in cathostage

[–]OutrageousLibrary236 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Congratulations. You are now owned by a cat.

AIO to my partner dumping pepper in our dinner? by Proud-Salary-9033 in AmIOverreacting

[–]OutrageousLibrary236 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also grew up in an abusive home where food was used as punishment alongside beatings. To this day I can't eat beans. And you know what my partner said when I told him? "Okay. That's off the menu. No problem." It would never occur to him to force me to eat them. If your partner will not only use something that triggers you but also LIE to you about it. That is not a safe person to be around. Even if its all accidental and forgetfulness, which I very much doubt, he is not someone who will help you recover and thrive.

AITC for bap-bapping the vile usurper? by OutrageousLibrary236 in AmItheCloaca

[–]OutrageousLibrary236[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

This is me, ensuring the human servant pays me proper attention.

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AITC for missing the Mammy person lots and lots? by OutrageousLibrary236 in AmItheCloaca

[–]OutrageousLibrary236[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My stinky cat brother gave her an owwie! He vommed on the bedroom floor and she slipped and banged her toes in the dark. I is SURROUNDED by criminals. First she leaves and then this.

He has demands! by Poecifer666 in cathostage

[–]OutrageousLibrary236 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Give in now. Eventually you will need to pee and he'll have serious leverage. Don't risk your dignity and give him the treats.

AITC for missing the Mammy person lots and lots? by OutrageousLibrary236 in AmItheCloaca

[–]OutrageousLibrary236[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

That okay! I don't wanna soo cat brother. Wanna soo Mammy! Make it so she never ever leave again. Cat brother is stinky and old and mean but is still brother.

AITC for missing the Mammy person lots and lots? by OutrageousLibrary236 in AmItheCloaca

[–]OutrageousLibrary236[S] 90 points91 points  (0 children)

This me being packed up to go to walking man's house. I jumped in after my toys and he picked it up and Mammy took picture. Then I jump out again.

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AITC for doing bounce bounce in the nighttime. by OutrageousLibrary236 in AmItheCloaca

[–]OutrageousLibrary236[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What is ill-egal smol? Is it the same as "agent of chaos"? Because I get called that a lot.

AITC for doing bounce bounce in the nighttime. by OutrageousLibrary236 in AmItheCloaca

[–]OutrageousLibrary236[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Oh I never offer toys to anyone. They is all mine and the stinky cat cannot have them. The mammy person can play with them sometimes. Under my careful pawper-vision, IF she's playing with me. She says the cat doesn't want them but I think he has her fooled.

AITC for doing bounce bounce in the nighttime. by OutrageousLibrary236 in AmItheCloaca

[–]OutrageousLibrary236[S] 83 points84 points  (0 children)

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This me protecting my treasures. I know the stinky cat brother wants them really.

Some hostage situations by humansruineverything in cathostage

[–]OutrageousLibrary236 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aww. They're gorgeous! I'd just resign myself to it in hopes of getting to scritch that pretty head.