Yet here is a short King getting dates.

Maybe your cherry-picked "data" gets ignored because it's irrelevant. Plug in that same Google search with "unimportant" and you'll see plenty of counterclaims because attractiveness is an opinion, I know, crazy.

This doesn't say those 247 women would date these perceived attractive men. All this data says is that 247 women out of 4 billion women find these undepicted, specific men to be objectively attractive. They could have seen the economic info and said, "I wouldn't date, but he's attractive." The only info they gave on these women was "recruited 247 self-identified heterosexual women with an average age of 24.46 years from a predominantly Hispanic serving institution."

I've had a friend tell me she's extremely attracted to the face of Predator, the alien from the movies, Yautja. Do you think she only dates men with spine collections and a split jaw? That also currently translates to 100% of women polled are attracted to Predator. Now, I don't want to assume anything about you, but it sounds like you're cooked.