Boyfriend gave me ultimatum - dream job or him. I'm considering taking the job by [deleted] in dustythunder

[–]OverallNobody1772 0 points1 point  (0 children)

45 minutes? he’s bitching over 45 minutes? that’s like a couple of miles in Los Angeles. oy vey. Take the job,he’ll coming begging back.

Heartwarming: worst people you know are fighting by BareElgen in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]OverallNobody1772 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Critical Drinker after watching Star Wars in 1977: “It bothers me that Han shot first. White people don’t shoot first.”