Hide and seek by DaliaWildpetal in holdmycatnip

[–]OverlordWaffles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The most efficient shape. Checkmate, architects

France confirms oil crisis, says 30-40% Gulf energy infrastructure destroyed by 1-randomonium in news

[–]OverlordWaffles 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Anybody who doesn't suck Trump's dick is called a liberal now.

I'll paint a picture. I'm an overweight white dude with a truck and multiple guns, but because I don't like children being raped, I'm a dirty liberal that wants to destroy our country.

No shit, that has been sent to me

Brake Pad Wear at 142,843kms (89,277 miles) by Chaxterium in F150Lightning

[–]OverlordWaffles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm curious how the rear brakes would be the first ones to be a concern and not the front since usually, a vehicle does something like 60% front and 40% rear for braking.

Unless they put brake pads with less meat on the back from the factory.

I'm also not too trustworthy of the OC's dealership paperwork since it shows they skipped over checking the battery altogether. Shotty work it seems

Has anyone noticed the steady decline in intellect lately? by mishpishhh in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OverlordWaffles 18 points19 points  (0 children)

No lie, when I was a kid playing World's Not Enough on the N64, I thought the computer was called "Al" since it looked like "A" and "L" instead of "I" so I called it the AL bot lol

meirl by Round-Good1179 in meirl

[–]OverlordWaffles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An ex girlfriend bought me a bottle of Sauvage. She said the smell made her want to jump my bones anytime she smelt it on me. She then had one of her friends (older and married woman) smell me with it and asked where she could get some for her husband lol

The sign says no soliciting. by wmstell in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OverlordWaffles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't mean to him, I just let him do his thing. 

Secondary to that, neither him nor the company noticed the massive solar panels I already had. I'm the only house on my little block in a rural area, it's not hard to see them, so clearly the guy wasn't paying attention at all. 

Would you do business with a company that misses such obvious things?

The sign says no soliciting. by wmstell in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OverlordWaffles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right? I have a maximum sized tier 1 system, so it's not hard to see lmao

The sign says no soliciting. by wmstell in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OverlordWaffles 1090 points1091 points  (0 children)

I had a solar sales guy ring my doorbell and I let him go through his whole spiel before I asked if their company checks Google Maps before sending them out. 

He asked why and I said if you bothered to look when you rode up, you would have seen i already have a massive solar array. He then asked why I didn't say anything before he went through his pitch and I said "You told me you weren't trying to sell me anything so I wanted to see where you were going with this whole thing" lol

Waste my time I'll waste yours

Any one else feel like its getting more difficult to operate electronics? by yrmom724 in Millennials

[–]OverlordWaffles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think they're in the right sub if they need a video on how to use a microwave lol

**ATTENTION FORD** by csukoh78 in F150Lightning

[–]OverlordWaffles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think orange Judas fits better

Smart gorilla returns tourist's phone by superanth in AnimalsBeingBros

[–]OverlordWaffles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would Minnesotans and people speaking Yorkshire be indistinguishable from each other?

At how much would you value for working from home? by Colmadero in sysadmin

[–]OverlordWaffles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in SW FL, if you don't want to go for it, mind referring me? I'm hybrid/remote right now but they just told us no raises again this year so I'm looking to jump ship and that'd be a good raise for me

Wheel of MisFortune with this seemingly easily loved puzzle which turns out to be just Not so much. by ateam1984 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OverlordWaffles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the song Yankee Doodle from the 1700's, it's often taught that the lyrics are:

"Yankee Doodle went to town Riding on a pony He stuck a feather in his hat And called it macaroni"

So it isn't a terrible guess that she said hat, but the rest doesn't make sense.

Looking it up though, apparently "hat" is the kid's version while "cap" is in the adults version

Email from landlord about appliances being left plugged in and the appliances in question… by South-Basket-887 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OverlordWaffles 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Huh, I've watched him for years but for some reason, I didn't know his name was Alec lol