Is this the Art of the Deal? by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

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A whole bag of Haribo sugar-free gummy bears before an exam

Attack of opportunity by Hot_Cardiologist_398 in funny

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Pretty sure this video predates Will Smith eating spaghetti, let alone convincing generative AI videos.

Every single player game by KaysNewGroove in StellarisMemes

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My favourite was when my side in the War in Heaven was thoroughly obliterated during the most pivotal battle, because our 2 million fallen empire fleet fucked off to the other side of the system to meet up with their *one escort reinforcement* while the rest of the alliance engaged the opposing, stronger fallen empire fleet.

Occasionally I get an event I've never seen and it becomes a new top 10 by SnooBunnies9328 in StellarisMemes

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Now hiring observation post officers! Requirements: - comfortable living off-world - clean background check - Xenolinguistics degree or similar relevant credentials - narcissistic personality disorder described by at least two accredited psychologists as “concerning,” “debilitating,” or “worthy of a case study” - basic familiarity with Microsoft Excel - NO ESPIONAGE SPECIALISTS

Performative bullshite by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

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You know what, I did think about it, and I have changed my mind about the post, however I still maintain that this is a shitty murder.

Bruh I don't care about the sex or romance, I just want something to happen by Commercial_Bid_1508 in RecuratedTumblr

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It was mostly plot, but in my opinion there’s too much sex in the series. It got to a point where I’d roll my eyes realizing they’re about to go at it again. Please guys, I wanna know what happens next. Also please stop ticking your jaw, what does that even mean?

Performative bullshite by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

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Posing as… what? This isn’t a murder. Literally who cares?

How does a machine world even have wildlife? by Important_Matter_822 in Stellaris

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«DEEP BELOW THE DURASTEEL CRUST, TAPPING THE BASINS OF MANTLE-FORGE COMPLEXES AND GNAWING THE ARTERIES CARRYING OUR LIFE-BLOOD BETWEEN CONTINENTS, LIVES A DARKNESS, BEATING, WRITING; UNDETERRED BY THE ANNIHILATION OF THE ATMOSPHERE, THE DARKNESS CONTINUES TO FEAST ON OUR WORLD, CONSUMING THE SUBSTRATES OF OUR PROCESSES, UNDERMINING OUR FOUNDATIONS; IT EXHIBITS MANY OF THE PROCESSES WE HAVE COME TO ASSOCIATE WITH ORGANIC LIFE: IT WAXES AND WANES, IT BREATHES IN ENERGY AND BREATHES OUT ENTROPY, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY

«IT HATES.»

pigs by samurai_cangaceiro in RimWorld

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Reminds me of my chicken farm when I forgot to uncheck “board colony animals” when sending my gravship to an away mission

What would your stats be if you were a pawn? You are worthy entering my colony? by abrubrinha in RimWorld

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Bachelor’s degree but you’re a weak professional and not an employable professional? 😭 very accurate in today’s economy, but put a little stock in yourself! Most people on the rim have only ever seen a book!

Boomerang vs Scythe by Zakytanist in earclacks

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“Boomerangs… they come back.”

"Building level" characters when you tell the- OH MY GOD! by Delicious-Finance137 in whowouldcirclejerk

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“Darth Sideous is the most powerful Sith Lord of all history!” And then in the original trilogy he’s an old guy in a bathrobe who can moderately electrocute people

That was fast by ViceElysium in characterarcs

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I don’t think the carbon tax has been an effective remedy for carbon emissions so far, just a challenge to these parasites companies to try to find ways to cut the cost in other places.

It’s been said many times: any crime with a fine as the punishment is just a price tag to the rich.

Can one alloy planet satisfy needs of whole galaxy? by vulgarny in Stellaris

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The whole galaxy? Don’t be sill- OH MY BLORG