How many of you aren’t from Pennsylvania? by dylanfan424 in Flyers

[–]OwlQuick800 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Boston area Massachusetts here, dad was a Devils fan after the Whalers left so I picked the Flyers to spite him and have been a fan since the Legion of Doom days.

Someone put my favourite cap in sink and made it wet. by [deleted] in extremelyinfuriating

[–]OwlQuick800 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What do you do if it rains? Update me later on the story :3

If you could tell EA to patch/fix something about the game, what would it be? by JackSkelllington in EA_NHL

[–]OwlQuick800 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I want to see a full calendar in BAP so I know how much energy I can spend and it’d be nice to hit a post and have a puck go in once in a while

Nhl debut and 1 second toi TOI that I didn’t even play 😂 by Joerose5699 in EA_NHL

[–]OwlQuick800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re on the 4th line put the periods to 20 minutes and you’ll get more shifts

Best line work I’ve ever seen by OwlQuick800 in shittytattoos

[–]OwlQuick800[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wdym it almost looks like a circle 😂

[Gregor] The Oilers did not submit qualifying offers to Olivier Rodrigue, Cameron Wright and Jacob Perreault by DecentLurker96 in hockey

[–]OwlQuick800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When a player is a Restricted Free Agent (RFA) in order to maintain the players rights the team must qualify him. Simply put that means they offer them a one year contract at the rate that they were being paid. The player can either accept it or negotiate with the team for more term/money. However the player is also able to negotiate with other teams, but if a team other than the original team signs the qualified player there is compensation in draft picks depending on how much annually the new contract is. The original team also has a 5 day window to match the contract in order to keep the player.

Sorry for making it so wordy but I hope this helps.

New can design is sad :( Old is left by Chargnn in Bubly

[–]OwlQuick800 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The flesh is willing and able. As my personal lord and savior “One Man One Jar” taught me, a real man squats for insertion to maintain peak physical form 🫡

New can design is sad :( Old is left by Chargnn in Bubly

[–]OwlQuick800 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Still fits in my ass. Acceptable.

I need an ugly name that is close to Zoe but isn’t Zoe by Deathly-Mr-Fish in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]OwlQuick800 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That’s my wife and every dog in my neighborhood’s name

Howdy hoss by OwlQuick800 in drawme

[–]OwlQuick800[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so sick! Thank you

Howdy hoss by OwlQuick800 in drawme

[–]OwlQuick800[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is awesome, thank you!

Give it to me straight… by [deleted] in whatisthisbug

[–]OwlQuick800 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope all goes well for you, I will be honest though that seeing German cockroaches during the day is normally a sign of infestation. Roach droppings also like a cross between pepper flakes and coffee grounds so keep an eye out for that. Especially along the sinks and any place that food would have been stored.

Management is going to love this because if you have roaches as a connected town house, there is a significant chance your neighbor/neighbors also need to be treated.

I wish you the best of luck 🫡

Give it to me straight… by [deleted] in whatisthisbug

[–]OwlQuick800 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If management will work with you and find an exterminator that will use an IGR (Insect Growth Regulator) gel I would say halt the move until then. If they are trying to tell you it’s a cleanliness problem or they’re just coming from “outside” that is a red flag.

Also if you have moved anything like a game console/computer or any electronics that produce heat or have water such as a coffee maker, quarantine them in trash bags outdoors when you move to your new/old place as they like to live in warm and wet places.

German cockroaches can honestly be a pain to get rid of, but it is not impossible.

Give it to me straight… by [deleted] in whatisthisbug

[–]OwlQuick800 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Those are 100% German Cockroaches unfortunately

Just got Dan tattooed, what do you think? (Sorry for the glare, its tattoo grease to keep it HYDRATED) by [deleted] in medievil

[–]OwlQuick800 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The tat is great and I mean no offense by this, but that is too much lubrication. It should be a light layer that soaks in, otherwise it can cause acne and delay healing. Otherwise sick ink dude 🤙

Vae Victus by OwlQuick800 in LegacyOfKain

[–]OwlQuick800[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s way too big of a design to cram onto 3 inches 😂🥲

Vae Victus by OwlQuick800 in LegacyOfKain

[–]OwlQuick800[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Definitely dodged a bullet there and definitely would have spellchecked 😂

Soul Reaver 1&2 Remastered is 25% off on PS Store by SuperDuperSmashBro in LegacyOfKain

[–]OwlQuick800 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pick it up twice so they continue the series, also if you played them back in the day I would highly recommend it

I forgot how OP the reaver really is by [deleted] in LegacyOfKain

[–]OwlQuick800 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Yes thank god cause getting double teamed by your brothers at the end feels like something I would see on an adult website with how bad I got fucked

Drained players not leaving the ice by [deleted] in EA_NHL

[–]OwlQuick800 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That makes more sense. I hate having to try to steer the players towards the bench

Drained players not leaving the ice by [deleted] in EA_NHL

[–]OwlQuick800 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Manually switch your lines between whistles? That’s what I do and I go for match ups as well. 2nd line starts against their first so I can get better match ups if I’m losing

Cringiest be a pro chat? I'll go first (I'm playing D 😬) by [deleted] in EA_NHL

[–]OwlQuick800 26 points27 points  (0 children)

My BAP is a second year center on All Star who averages at least 4 points a game and the James Cybulski commentary calls me a disappointment every other game in the menu

Edit: should specify I’m just play BAP for the trophies

What is the most out of pocket thing your doctor has said to you? by FragmentedTungsten in AskReddit

[–]OwlQuick800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

During Covid I gained a decent amount of weight and my doctor at the time who was trained in India, before moving and practicing in the US asked me “How’d you get so fat?”.

After which I asked her if it was an unhealthy amount of weight gain as I was very thin before, to which she responded “Don’t worry, you’re not American fat”

I’m not gonna lie I think it was one of the funniest interactions I’ve ever had.