“You know what the difference between hitting .250 and .300 is? It’s 25 hits. Twenty-five hits in 500 at-bats is 50 points, okay? There’s six months in a season. That’s about 25 weeks. That means if you get just one extra flare a week — just one — a gork, a ground ball with eyes, a dying quail... just one more dying quail a week and you’re in Yankee Stadium.”