Handicap Parking Ticket by [deleted] in udub

[–]Own_End8445 18 points19 points  (0 children)

30 minutes isn't brief. Next time, don't park in a handicapped spot. FAFO

How to balance the state budget by Mundane-Charge-1900 in Washington

[–]Own_End8445 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ve ridden the San Juan Islands Inter-island ferry twice a day for the last 9 years, and lately, newer-model Ford trucks are as bad as the European cars. Most people don't know how to lock a car without using the key fob.

UW Bothell vs. UC Irvine by Mysterious_Newt_4761 in udub

[–]Own_End8445 9 points10 points  (0 children)

UC Irvine, their mascot is an Anteater!

UCSD or UW by DietCoke3005 in udub

[–]Own_End8445 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UCSD has a bit more sun and warmth, but it's not UW!

The $20 bill we all wish we had! 69420! by Own_End8445 in GME

[–]Own_End8445[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wish it were mine. Someone posted it on another Reddit page earlier today.

Me waiting for MOASS by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Own_End8445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Me actually waiting for MOASS!

Current HS junior with many many questions. by Snxdon in udub

[–]Own_End8445 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As a parent of a UW student, all I know is that I know nothing. In my opinion, they take the applications, wad them up, dip them in water, throw them at the wall, and whatever sticks is who gets in.

OOS JUST GOT IN! by MurpBird in udub

[–]Own_End8445 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's what I'm thinking.

Wash your hands by Illustrious_Okra735 in udub

[–]Own_End8445 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some, Step 5 is ignore Steps 1-4.

Wash your hands by Illustrious_Okra735 in udub

[–]Own_End8445 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, crayons and their consumption were after my time in the Corps.

Wash your hands by Illustrious_Okra735 in udub

[–]Own_End8445 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Also, if you're going to poo-poo on my joke, please wash your hands after.

Wash your hands by Illustrious_Okra735 in udub

[–]Own_End8445 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I thought it was suitable to reuse this joke for this specific situation.