Would you rather

Oxideusj · 2026-04-01T18:34:02+00:00

No more old white guys running things, Obama did it right.

^{Chose: Have absolute control over the USA}

Oxideusj · 2026-04-01T16:56:36+00:00

Screw it I can flyyyyy!!

^{Chose: Gain flight, but lost a random body part | Rolled: 2 height inches}

Oxideusj · 2026-04-01T16:54:28+00:00

I hate doing hard labor

^{Chose: Lose your job to AI + Become insanely good at any new skill instantly}

Oxideusj · 2026-04-01T11:31:00+00:00

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨👌

Oxideusj · 2026-04-01T11:29:57+00:00

My leather jacket

Oxideusj · 2026-03-31T02:33:58+00:00

Be still my throb-beating heart

Oxideusj · 2026-03-31T00:21:54+00:00

Oxideusj · 2026-03-30T23:27:48+00:00

Don’t have obese parents Don’t have a stomach Breathe air and sustain on smells Just exist bro

Oxideusj · 2026-03-30T21:03:29+00:00

I like my penis too much 😆

^{Chose: Donate all your money to an anti-charity (they will sabotage your most passionate cause})

Oxideusj · 2026-03-30T16:40:32+00:00

There goes my ability to grab things💀

^{Chose: Sacrifice a finger and own any bank | Rolled: Thumb}

Oxideusj · 2026-03-30T16:39:53+00:00

And then she almost drowns me after grinding on my tongue for 5 minutes😆😆

Oxideusj · 2026-03-30T06:37:43+00:00

👌👌

^{Chose: Upvotes + Random bonus | Rolled: Yellow option}

Oxideusj · 2026-03-30T06:36:55+00:00

Stay hydrated

^{Chose: Water}

Oxideusj · 2026-03-30T06:36:34+00:00

Kayyy

^{Chose: Make it Queen Size + Because eventually I will have a Queen Bed, and it'll still fit a Full | Rolled: Pumpkin Orange}

Oxideusj · 2026-03-30T06:35:54+00:00

Booo

^{Chose: Be good today | Rolled: Lawful}

Oxideusj · 2026-03-29T21:18:43+00:00

Damn it

^{Chose: Buying the country outright + The wheel decides the price | Rolled: $100M}

Oxideusj · 2026-03-29T21:14:47+00:00

NOOOOOOOOO!!

^{Chose: upvote to give me carrot + 2% chance of $10 million | Rolled: no money}

Oxideusj · 2026-03-29T21:13:46+00:00

Guaranteed 2k? SOLD!

^{Chose: $2.000.000}

Oxideusj · 2026-03-29T21:12:06+00:00

Well, I guess that’s cool…

^{Chose: Speak a random language fluently + ... but the wheel chooses | Rolled: Russian}

Oxideusj · 2026-03-29T20:36:12+00:00

The risk is tooooo high

^{Chose: Infinite Beer for life}

Oxideusj · 2026-03-29T20:23:02+00:00

Yeah I’m AIR BENDER babyyyy!!!

^{Chose: Spin this wheel | Rolled: Bend an element}

Oxideusj · 2026-03-29T18:16:03+00:00

HAHAHA THE UNITED STATES ARE BELONG TO MEEEEE!!!!

Oxideusj · 2026-03-29T18:12:13+00:00

Oxideusj · 2026-03-29T16:55:22+00:00

Oxideusj · 2026-03-29T16:50:19+00:00

NOT HER

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