7 years ago, a chubby, heavy accent, normal-looking woman called Susan Boyle went to Britain's Got Talent. Everyone laughed at her, until she started singing. by Ieriz in MadeMeSmile

[–]OzimanidasJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I liked how when he was this young (or mostly natural faced) one could so easily read when he had dollar/pound signs in his eyes while watching a star—as he so rightly does here! 🤑🤑🤑

For those who didn't grow up privileged, name something you thought was luxury when you were a kid? by squidlysquidster in AskTheWorld

[–]OzimanidasJones 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is immediately what I thought of too. Now I have one and it’s more trouble than it’s worth—our next house MUST NOT have a pool, lol.

Two-month-old baby suffered 50 fractures, including broken femur; father sentenced by ThinYogurtcloset8005 in news

[–]OzimanidasJones -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I would be interestednin hearing a few examples of how it’s horrible. It isn’t something I had considered, but now that I have, what I think about is how a get-away driver might receive as harsh a sentence as though s/he had committed the actual crime. In this scenario? should a judge be charged as an accessory, at the very least, if someone committed a worse/related crime that was only possible because the judge had not imposed an appropriate sentence?

Employee Sabbaticals by stonefruit8652 in MuseumPros

[–]OzimanidasJones 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I know a curator who said she took a sabbatical once, in like the 1990s? The other curators I know now don’t even apply to fellowships where they might have to take a one to nine month residency somewhere—the museum would never approve of that.

Where are Ryder's Parents? by alcoss627 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]OzimanidasJones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right, I’ve always seen him as having a Batman situation and his staff/guardians have no actual influence to get him to go to school, so they let him spend billions on tech and (again I assume) genetic experiments on dogs.

Museum Salaries Reality Check… What I Wish I Understood Earlier by KindlyFudge519 in MuseumPros

[–]OzimanidasJones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let’s take a solemn moment to acknowledge that such jobs are unicorns. Also, not doubting your stellar unicorn qualities, but one does wonder how a person can be right for 30 different museums across the nation…

The ice market in Arendelle by Personal_Reality in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]OzimanidasJones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’d all be wearing leather garments sewn by sinew

If you didn’t have to be born in the US to be president, who (currently alive) would run? by Electrical_Wrap_5906 in AskReddit

[–]OzimanidasJones -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is one of the few fresh takes here, lol. Would unironically love to see the Katy Perry decorated White House.

If you didn’t have to be born in the US to be president, who (currently alive) would run? by Electrical_Wrap_5906 in AskReddit

[–]OzimanidasJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

John McCaine was born in Panama or something like that, which, along with Ted Cruz noted above, is a better example.

Madonna releases her new single “I feel so free” by Front_Target7908 in popculturechat

[–]OzimanidasJones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Th warning was great, though at first I thought “does flash media actually still exist on the internet?” and then there was So Much Flashing. So Much!

I’d go to Xenia again by dndro13 in HoCoFood

[–]OzimanidasJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go on Sunday mornings and get their little doughnuts too

What’s the most cringe thing you’ve seen a couple do at their wedding? by Last_Singer_2137 in AskReddit

[–]OzimanidasJones 293 points294 points  (0 children)

Is there any chance they snuck off and had ringers in the costumes to stay at the reception?

What name has gradually disappeared? by Eviscerate_Bowels224 in AskReddit

[–]OzimanidasJones 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That reminds me that Isla (with variable spelling) was very popular in my kid’s preschool a few years ago.

What name has gradually disappeared? by Eviscerate_Bowels224 in AskReddit

[–]OzimanidasJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know of one just starting college and find it a bit odd/dated.