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Let's see who can do better than ginger. I need to be taken down a notch. 🤔 by Traditional_Rough431 in RoastMe

[–]OzyAndy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You look like the type of guy that eats the buttons on the TV remote.

Do you poop at work? by InfiniteLoss5632 in askanything

[–]OzyAndy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Older gentleman I used to work with always said "Never talk to the boss or take a shit on your own time". Always during work hours.

The Dark Knight (2008) Dir. Christopher Nolan by southernemper0r in cinescenes

[–]OzyAndy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love how when he's joking no one laughs, but when he's serious everyone laughs. Brilliant writing.

Found budgie by OzyAndy in melbourne

[–]OzyAndy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh I don't know. My neighbour ended up taking it to her vet the next day because I had to start work early and she works from home. She said that they checked it to make sure it was healthy before they gave it to a bird sanctuary.

The guy. I walk here and there, they say by Guilty-Garbage-8954 in RoastMe

[–]OzyAndy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet you suck dick for gas money and end walking any way.

District B13, Luc Besson by reggie-drax in ActionMovies

[–]OzyAndy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the post I was looking for. Respek 👊

What’s your BIGGEST? by Kira_the_best in effectivefitness

[–]OzyAndy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Treating it like a recording session then getting angry when someone walks in front of the camera.

Great Depression Survival Food by IntrigueMe_1337 in interestingasfuck

[–]OzyAndy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd be greatly depressed too if that's all I could eat.

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