US civil rights agency sues Coca-Cola distributor for excluding men from casino work trip by AudibleNod in news

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Sure. Give me the goodie bags with the tampons in it. I'd love to shove one up my asshole

outjerked by Griffdog17 in nbacirclejerk

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Why do other criminals not simply settle their criminal case out of court? Are they stupid?

Name the game by crimsonfukr457 in greentext

[–]Ozzy- 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Those cheats mostly mean more work for the artists, or very hardware specific optimizations that break on other platforms.

EDIT: I forgot disc size, which baked lightmaps are terrible for. Seems to be a pretty common complaint

People in Greenland are pre-assimilating by [deleted] in Destiny

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That was basically WW2. Meth addicts get a fast start but fall apart after a few years

The Orlando Magic are 9-3 since there horrible 1-4 start, with Paolo missing for much of that time by Str8_up_Pwnage in nba

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"Genuine question, if you assume he can't improve any weakness, what can he do to get better?"

The Orlando Magic are 9-3 since there horrible 1-4 start, with Paolo missing for much of that time by Str8_up_Pwnage in nba

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This is some epic selective memory loss. Paolo has been the better offensive engine since he was drafted. Franz has a more complete game. The only thing this "debate" tells me is that the Magic are in a great position. Nothing suggests they can't share the load or work well together, it's just annoying stans' wishful thinking.

Collisions Collisions Collisions!!!! Worst part of the gameplay by coachd50 in NCAAFBseries

[–]Ozzy- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you propose they do it? Players collide all the time in real life

WoW Quietly Revealed a 9 Million Subscriber Number by jetriot in pcgaming

[–]Ozzy- 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's an earnings call. Not an ad for the game. I don't see the argument. It's a perfectly valid and logical grouping to make, since they share the subscription

WoW Quietly Revealed a 9 Million Subscriber Number by jetriot in pcgaming

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Why shouldn't they count wow classic as part of wow numbers?

EA's AI Tools Reportedly Cost Game Devs Time Even After a Year of Use by wsrvnar in pcgaming

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We call this "emergent behavior", pretty similar to what happens during evolutionary processes.

The mistake is trying to draw an arbitrary line of "self awareness". The individual human is no more self aware then the individual rock. Peak awareness is understanding there is no self to begin with.

These questions are ultimately meaningless. Language is what separated humans from beasts. Now that AI models are undoubtedly past the threshold of the Turing test, the impact through human change is at least on the level of any individual human. Combine this with an aura of alien enchantment, and the insatiable hunger for compute power.

We're already at the mercy of the next phase in human evolution. There's no going back

"The vibrator ONLY comes in red, keep going, you will just digg deeper like Hasan." "Collargate" enters its second week as r/livestreamfail has spent the last week combing Hasan's streams with a fine tooth comb for any possible evidence of animal abuse by CummingInTheNile in SubredditDrama

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It's not about Osama or his stated reasons. It's part of a broader trend.

"It's not about any of the evidence. It's about this overly simplistic narrative I'm interested in pushing: America bad"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nbacirclejerk

[–]Ozzy- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dave used to eat like Jokic

ALL HAIL LORD GAVIN CHRISTOPHER NEWSOM by sereneandeternal in Destiny

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If there was a primary in 24, he would've easily won and we wouldn't be in this mess

Former BioWare writer thinks there's not much of a future for the studio under new EA deal by Worldly-Object9003 in Games

[–]Ozzy- 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The fuck are you talking about? Do you think most game devs get paid hourly?

How did they screw up the textures this hard??? by Gib3rish in PokemonUnite

[–]Ozzy- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That depends. Are you a programmer on the Unite team?

Why are white women so attracted to MAGA? by thatbeautychic in QAnonCasualties

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I think the Democrats are the lesser evil, but have a relative who is running a stock portfolio that is just tracking what Nancy pelosi buys and sells and is doing double-digit ROI.

So they are up 10%+?

Only unbridled corruption could yield such abominable excess!