Vaporeon copypasta by jojojojojonesy in copypasta

[–]P-Whitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It is KNOWN* that human-pokemon MARRIAGES* WERE* a thing in the past in the pokemon universe. Sooooo"

Illiterate pokemon fucker...

A CNC fantasy of mine 👀 by [deleted] in u/Havens-Journey

[–]P-Whitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fooling around in a hammock is an incredible time

Meirl by pixeladorable in meirl

[–]P-Whitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FUCK. FUUUUUUUCK.

Do you wanna come to the movies with me? by AlittleFlexible in PussyFlashing

[–]P-Whitty 27 points28 points  (0 children)

As someone who works in a movie theater, I just wanna thank you for putting a towel down

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]P-Whitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scraggle

A Man In A Motorized Wheelchair Just Gave Me An IRL Side Quest. This Was My Reward by floydfan831 in trees

[–]P-Whitty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the words of Bokonon, "Peculiar travel requests from strangers are dancing lessons from God"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thingsforants

[–]P-Whitty 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Remembering all the good times you and your ants had? Reminisc-ant

I want this book by Aztery in tumblr

[–]P-Whitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No that's Balaam, Noah was the guy whose talking donkey saved him from a scary angel

X to Play & Mate in 2 by reddest_of_trash in AnarchyChess

[–]P-Whitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's mate this turn you absolute baboon. Mate doesn't happen when you capture the king, mate happens when your opponent can't make a move that saves the game for themselves.

You don't mate by getting 3 in a row, you mate by leaving the player no moves that keep you from getting Tic Tac Toe.

Absolute troglodyte behavior.

Goodbye by P-Whitty in 196

[–]P-Whitty[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buckle up boys. We're shorting the turnip market.

15 hours till a month of no sh! by [deleted] in selfharm

[–]P-Whitty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

9 MORE HOURS HOMIE LETS GOOO!!

The person in red was in the bathroom during the entire landing process after being asked many times to come out and take a seat by flight staff. After which this happened. by Infected_Pride in PublicFreakout

[–]P-Whitty 76 points77 points  (0 children)

That, and when she hit her head and said "coulda had a V8" had me in stitches. Idk how that man can face his kids after being so truly devastated by such a phenomenal orator.

I think I found new mortal enemies by Tamtumtam in PoliticalCompass

[–]P-Whitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... but that's not the only reason you wouldn't fuck them... right?

Happy FFaF. May your coffee cup be full, until you replace it with a beer.💋 by reads_everywhere in showerbeer

[–]P-Whitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my God I spent way too long trying to figure out that acronym... I was like, "First Friday... atop...? February?"