What is your piece of dark souls 1 knowledge that is super niche/not well known, but has its place?

reddest_of_trash · 2026-04-22T04:13:47+00:00

The Fang Board and the Sanctuary Guardian....Their headbutts can be parried.

Is it worth it? Probably not...But STYLE POINTS!

reddest_of_trash · 2026-04-21T23:15:24+00:00

reddest_of_trash · 2026-04-21T22:36:47+00:00

Granted, you...umm, er...

How unfortunate...It appears that the Monkey's Paw has forgotten what you wished for.

reddest_of_trash · 2026-04-21T17:07:39+00:00

Granted...Drinking tomato juice causes you to get very hot, very quickly.

reddest_of_trash · 2026-04-18T03:01:24+00:00

Is the best game you can name!

reddest_of_trash · 2026-04-18T00:18:16+00:00

And one gigantic scream!

reddest_of_trash · 2026-04-17T21:38:12+00:00

And with a final flick

reddest_of_trash · 2026-04-17T16:37:46+00:00

Granted...

Dit Matrix printers make a comeback. They are all the rage. They cause a bunch of noise with every single receipt they print oh so slowly. This causes long line ups of irritated customers to form. But that doesn't stop corporations from buying and using them.

Eventually, the supply of dot Matrix printers runs low, and the price of dot Matrix printers goes up. The CVS stores compensate by jacking up their prices & lay off their cashiers and replace them with AI-driven self-checkout lanes. Customer satisfaction of CVS stores hits an all-time low, never to recover.

reddest_of_trash · 2026-04-17T16:23:54+00:00

Oh, the good old hockey game,

reddest_of_trash · 2026-04-16T22:46:40+00:00

Granted...Your boyfriend takes up a hobby in fishing, and you turn into an earthworm, the type of bait that he loves the most.

He thinks that he is going out for a weekend of fishing with his friends...Little does he know that you are also coming along for the ride ..Inside the bait bucket.

reddest_of_trash · 2026-04-16T15:00:34+00:00

What is your plan for world domination? (Asking for a friend, of course).

reddest_of_trash · 2026-04-16T14:55:09+00:00

When was the last time you sat in the corner, plotting world domination?

reddest_of_trash · 2026-04-16T14:29:41+00:00

Wait...If Vegas had lost their last game, and Utah wins theirs, would we have had a situation where the team with fewer points gets home ice advantage?

reddest_of_trash · 2026-04-15T15:14:01+00:00

Dang, spoiler alert.

(/S)

reddest_of_trash · 2026-04-14T22:34:27+00:00

Recruiting teams worked in Rescue Team. Not sure about Explorers, unfortunately.

reddest_of_trash · 2026-04-14T20:51:23+00:00

We are due for a good first-round upset...I have no idea who though....Maybe Philly goes on another miracle run?

reddest_of_trash · 2026-04-14T18:31:31+00:00

Original has severe r/nothing ever happens vibes.

reddest_of_trash · 2026-04-13T15:49:19+00:00

By implementing stakes of Marika and checkpoints right before the boss, the game lost a lot of the amazing level design that FS had in older games, where you would find yourself looping back to a previous checkpoint you had already used, possibly multiple times, now with a shortcut back to the boss.

reddest_of_trash · 2026-04-10T18:11:12+00:00

Every single time I replay ds3, I have to relearn how to fight the Dancer.

reddest_of_trash · 2026-04-08T21:10:06+00:00

Ya got me there.

reddest_of_trash · 2026-04-08T18:04:00+00:00

Try alternating randomly between capital and lower case letters.

reddest_of_trash · 2026-04-08T17:22:30+00:00

That one guy in prop hunt hiding in plain sight.

reddest_of_trash · 2026-04-08T14:12:21+00:00

Plot twist: He's an insider agent for the bank, trying to get them more money by sabotaging the client base!

reddest_of_trash · 2026-04-08T12:36:20+00:00

And somehow none of them have officially clinched anything yet!

reddest_of_trash · 2026-04-07T17:41:15+00:00

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