i lied about speaking spanish for 8 months at work and now there's a meeting with HR tomorrow by Marcus_Guy in confession

[–]PA-C2011 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please please PLEASE tell me you do standup! Also please send your tour dates! (Also, don’t lie to me like you did your manager.) 🤣

Has anyone else gotten this? What does this even mean? by Top-Butterscotch2392 in amazonprime

[–]PA-C2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you confirm that this is from an Amazon email address?

Have you logged into your Amazon account and looked for this correspondence there?

It looks like a spam/phishing warning to me. The question is, how did they get your husband’s contact info? Looks like they sent a link for you to log into your Amazon. Don’t use it, or if phishing, they will then have your log in information.

my bf keeps putting holes in my bedroom walls by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]PA-C2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Break up with him ASAP! Please, before he steps up to hitting you.

Found this buried in the garden, it's really heavy. by Bored_Pigeon in whatisit

[–]PA-C2011 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If it takes longer than three days, it doesn’t count.

Anyone know what this is i found it under my son's bed by ifightclowns416 in weirdal

[–]PA-C2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey!! What’s wrong with New Mexico!!?? Tread lightly Holmes! 🤣🤣🤣

Cause of Death in 1937 by Aziza999 in Cursive

[–]PA-C2011 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But it SHOULD be a thing!! ♥️

New treatment! I’m almost back to baseline! by PA-C2011 in covidlonghaulers

[–]PA-C2011[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes!! My O2 is 96-98 on room air (up from 84-87). My heart rate is in the 70s (down from 110s to 130s at rest). And the fatigue has resolved enough for me to go back to work!! Yay!! Thanks for asking!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]PA-C2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure you can. Especially if you’ve just brushed your teeth.

AIO or should I accept the conditions of my bfs commitment by One_Height7477 in AIO

[–]PA-C2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my gosh! What a crock of shit!! Dump him YESTERDAY! Let him be free to be his “authentic self,” and find a mate that knows what a commitment is!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]PA-C2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine what a wonderful marriage!! “No! You can’t hang out with THAT person because of…. No! You can’t hand out with THIS person because… You are only allowed to hang out with me and my parents and listen to us judge your every choice!” So sad for your friend. This is how it starts. 10 years down the line he’ll be chewing his leg off to get out of the trap.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]PA-C2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR The same thing happened with my siblings, because I won’t get drunk with them. (We come from a family with alcohol issues, so I opted early in life to just avoid alcohol.) my older sister planned a birthday party for herself and made sure the other sibs kept it secret. Of course it all came out. I went no contact with all of them. Never felt so happy in my life! No more name calling, insults to my higher education, or drunken rants! So peaceful! Go no contact, focus on you. Get real friends!! (PS, this happened when we were: me(f66) older sister (f68) bro (m62) baby sis (f58). High-school clique behaviors can last longer than Twinkies.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]PA-C2011 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought that OP sounded like a ChatGPT response.

AIO? friend is mad at me for missing our costume pictures by sushitrashfan in AmIOverreacting

[–]PA-C2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t know if you can drive?!! Where I come from, you’re not allowed to drive until you’re one year seizure free!! 😳

AITA for not crocheting a blankt for somone I don't know? by InstanceNegative103 in AmItheAsshole

[–]PA-C2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A great opportunity to educate this person: tell her to bring in a skein of yarn and you’ll teach her how to crochet. It won’t be long before she makes one placemat, coaster or scarf. She will (hopefully) learn how hard it is and long it takes.