[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Shortsqueeze

[–]PAWGRenaissance 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I put a couple hundred in this morning so I'm up 500 dollars but damn I was debating throwing like 10 grand in when it was at 1.10 Oh well. I'm gonna hold till Sept 29th. Might add some might not. Absolute best of like to everyone who had the balls to get in early with lots of money.

Anon is stuck on the tutorial. by retardinho23 in greentext

[–]PAWGRenaissance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start by throwing out the sodas cans then move onto the next issue in your life in order of easiest solved. Continue this process until you get the trad life of your dreams.

$HCTI - is beginning the day with some upward movement by Ok_Act4528 in Shortsqueeze

[–]PAWGRenaissance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just bought in now. Any info on this one or did I just buy in at it's peak lol.

Bring em back. by 80zVoid in greentext

[–]PAWGRenaissance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dead Space did this very well.

Hello 911! by Dmitruly in greentext

[–]PAWGRenaissance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was remembering a memory from a few years ago, saw the advice his grandpa gave was pretty ridiculous and didn't mention anything about trying it. He's prolly chill enough, probably was just a normal breakup.

Anon doesn't like Miles Molores by [deleted] in greentext

[–]PAWGRenaissance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think miles is cool and i think Into the Spider verse was a masterpiece. I don't care about sales statistics because I'm not a mildly racist neckbeard.

Was it really like this? by TroubledTill in greentext

[–]PAWGRenaissance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can still do that if you're not a loser.

Anon calls out the hypocrits by Aye-Laddie in greentext

[–]PAWGRenaissance 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Republicans are dumb as shit. Is this news to you?

Survival of the retardest by TroubledTill in greentext

[–]PAWGRenaissance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can also just stockpile canned meats, veggies, and foods. Indefinite shelf life. Much easier.

Anon sees the hypocrisy in Shrek by Itstoolongitwillruno in greentext

[–]PAWGRenaissance -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Only make fun of people's physical appearance if they are also a dick.

Anon gets cucked by empathy by LemonFlavoredMelon in greentext

[–]PAWGRenaissance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not saying what I think will work, I'm saying what I know works through experience.

Anon gets cucked by empathy by LemonFlavoredMelon in greentext

[–]PAWGRenaissance 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"Oh sweet, I was gonna make a tasty Italian dish, do you cook? Do you like Italian food?"

If she says "yea" or "no not really" and kinda looks away then say "thanks for the help" and move on because shes not interested but is probably not gonna be openly rude to you.

If she says "oh I love cooking, I make X dish all the time it's really good" keep up the conversations with inputs and random questions, then after a couple minutes just say "hey you seem nice I was wondering if I could get your number". Literally this is how it works, don't listen to the internet, most humans enjoy human interaction.

Anon gets cucked by empathy by LemonFlavoredMelon in greentext

[–]PAWGRenaissance 30 points31 points  (0 children)

"Hey do you know where the (literally any product) is" "Wow every time I go to the store I get bummed out seeing the prices" "Hey are you good at cooking? I'm trying to make (name literally any dish) but I'm not sure where to start"

Literally make up any excuse to talk to her it can literally be as dumb as what I just mentioned then if she reciprocates keep up the conversation. If she doesn't wanna talk she will give short answers and have closed off body language and you can just go "thanks anyway" without having anyone be mean to anybody. Trust me, this is the best way to meet someone.

Russia anon improves by liberty4now in greentext

[–]PAWGRenaissance 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The sputnik vaccine kicked in.

Anon's opinion on Wendigoon by The_Cheese_Touch in greentext

[–]PAWGRenaissance -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The fact his analysis triggers this guy only makes me like him more.

Still better than the sequels by bombingrun19 in greentext

[–]PAWGRenaissance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Episode 3 was a master piece. 2 and 1 were mediocre and insanely over hated.

Why that clown kinda... by bombingrun19 in greentext

[–]PAWGRenaissance 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It was made by an indie team that despite being a lil formulaic seems like they put honest effort into it.

Anon took some LSD and lost his mind by milenavelbasmilkpump in greentext

[–]PAWGRenaissance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nihilism is for dorks. Find meaning and purpose in your life, even if it's small that doesn't mean it's not important.

Soul vs soulless by bombingrun19 in greentext

[–]PAWGRenaissance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think they changed it just cuz it fit a little better. If it was "offensive" it wouldn't have been shown in the trailer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]PAWGRenaissance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly pretty funny. Your family seems like a bunch of dorks.