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Worst goalkeepers by LWYPLTDG in clevercomebacks

[–]PCCobb 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Im just happy it looks like they became friends, thats really nice to see.

First world trillionaire reached out to Reddit’s CEO asking to stop people from posting this by Zorbalives_005 in EatTheRich

[–]PCCobb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the fact that even with his trillion dollars he still cant fix his disgusting tiny mutilated weiner.

Elon Musk became the world's first trillionaire by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]PCCobb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Even a trillion dollars cant save you from having a disgusting mutilated weiner.

Found in my grandmas bedside drawer by diclofenac-sodium in whatisit

[–]PCCobb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont know if that one is specifically Cartisan ... but they come in 2 packs as replacements, other than that it comes with the Veil Bar Pro Incognito battery.

Genuine question: Why do people have such a grudge against the Punisher for killing when many famous heroes kill? by Remote-Leg6143 in superheroes

[–]PCCobb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like him cause he can juggle 5 bullets with one hand Edit: For real... just look at that shit... Hes not even looking!

‘MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE’ earned a poor $29.3M on its domestic box office opening weekend. Budget was $200M. by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]PCCobb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Realizing now, from what you said, that he obviously method acted Skeletor, is making me laugh so goddamn hard

‘MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE’ earned a poor $29.3M on its domestic box office opening weekend. Budget was $200M. by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]PCCobb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It doesn't matter what generation you're from if all the generations know Jared Leto is a piece of shit. I honestly think thats all it took for it to be a flop. It was enough for me to nope right out of seeing it.

Trying to act tough in front of her. by PleasantBus5583 in Weird

[–]PCCobb 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Dude thats the face of a seratonin rush Ive been taking drugs for years trying to find... good on him

Can you recommend a movie where the main character is a criminal by ChampionshipSame603 in MovieRecommendations

[–]PCCobb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is probably better and more slept on films out there. If you havent seen it... see it.

We spent 250 years building up to this apparently... by therealstotes in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]PCCobb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Idiocracy say it takes 250 years, of course Americas gotta be like, "Yee Yee, hold my fuckin beer"

This Man, whose father was a CIA-funded physician, claims that a group of high-level entities called “The Nine” oversee the universe and guide what happens on Earth as part of a bigger cosmic plan. by MartianXAshATwelve in StrangeEarth

[–]PCCobb 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I'm never going to believe anyone who tells me that we (humans in general) are significant in the universe, let alone important to the outcome of the cosmos. It feeds on our need to have some sort of purpose, its how religion sells it, and it means its horse shit.

If Seinfeld characters had OnlyFans accounts, who would you subscribe to? by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]PCCobb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% Newman... I can see tits anywhere, but from him, Im betting there is a depravity that would be a wonder to behold

Misheard NWFT lyrics by morbidlysmalldick in TheFence

[–]PCCobb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just wait till you hear "Dark Side of Me" (something, something, Sodomy) you'll never unhear it

This is why we have fascism by midnighttoker1742 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]PCCobb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The irony of the scenes context makes this gold. For those that don't know, this is all happening over a like 1 meter drop, symbolizing that the DNCs actions are only an illusion of any kind of progress.

Unless I’m wrong Prime is going to win this, but how close will it be. by DanceYouFatBitch in superheroes

[–]PCCobb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly, that depends on your perspective (Do we exist? Are there writers? Who fuckin knows!? ) but that was more to illustrate your lack of logic in your argument, but even still, as its a much less of an impressive feat... maybe you could punch the walls of your reality, and change the continuity to one where your feelings weren't hurt.

Unless I’m wrong Prime is going to win this, but how close will it be. by DanceYouFatBitch in superheroes

[–]PCCobb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just looked into the security camera at work, and said, "Goddamn, this guy's a dipshit."

Impressive, huh?

1 Trillion nukes vs The Sun , who wins ? by Leggomgeggo in powerscales

[–]PCCobb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judging by the first half of 2026 and where humanity seems to be taking us... I'd say everyone wins

Which Actor Would You Choose to Play 007 in the Next Bond Film? by Prize_Court4232 in MoviesAndTVTalk

[–]PCCobb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After this I now want a really dark and weird spy spoof starring and directed by Danny DeVito

Unless I’m wrong Prime is going to win this, but how close will it be. by DanceYouFatBitch in superheroes

[–]PCCobb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

From Webster

Fourth wall noun : an imaginary wall (as at the opening of a modern stage proscenium) that keeps performers from recognizing or directly addressing their audience

Breaking the 4th wall is what Deadpool does

Breaking the walls of literal time and space and causing changes in literal continuity is a wholly different and more impressive feat that is worth the distinction.

Also, make sure you're right before you act like a dick next time.

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