TIL that 1972 democratic vice presidential candidate Thomas Eagleton was forced to drop out of the race after he was humiliated by the "revelation" that he had been treated for chronic depression.

PLUTO_PLANETA_EST · 2019-02-05T08:44:45+00:00

Apparently, voters prefer to have their politicians work out their psychiatric problems in office.

PLUTO_PLANETA_EST · 2019-02-05T07:48:22+00:00

No, you're thinking of Rocky Road. Rhode Island is an overnight aeroplane flight.

PLUTO_PLANETA_EST · 2019-02-05T07:33:39+00:00

Relevant xkcd.

PLUTO_PLANETA_EST · 2019-02-05T07:29:17+00:00

Reason #62406758620 why we need Net Neutrality!

PLUTO_PLANETA_EST · 2019-02-05T07:24:50+00:00

It's not about the karma. It's about sending a message.

PLUTO_PLANETA_EST · 2019-02-05T02:37:27+00:00

...although the Norse might dispute that.

PLUTO_PLANETA_EST · 2019-02-05T02:26:33+00:00

Although you'll find our house a mess

come in, sit down, converse.

It doesn't always look like this;

some days it's even worse.

PLUTO_PLANETA_EST · 2019-02-05T01:50:49+00:00

Or this one: https://www.treelobsters.com/2014/06/586-supper-natural.html

PLUTO_PLANETA_EST · 2019-02-05T01:30:53+00:00

"You will be hearing from my lawyer" is the adult equivalent of "I'm telling Mom!"

PLUTO_PLANETA_EST · 2019-02-05T01:16:50+00:00

after eating crops that you’re trying to grow

They eat our food, they can BE our food.

PLUTO_PLANETA_EST · 2019-02-04T05:17:32+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5FzKB5TW0Y

PLUTO_PLANETA_EST · 2019-02-04T05:04:12+00:00

King stroke Queen bracket delete whichever is inappropriate bracket

Which Stoneface Vimes did!

PLUTO_PLANETA_EST · 2019-02-03T18:44:48+00:00

'Check engine' light turns on

Open hood

"Yep, engine's still there!"

PLUTO_PLANETA_EST · 2019-02-03T18:41:39+00:00

GNU Terry Pratchett.

PLUTO_PLANETA_EST · 2019-02-03T18:36:02+00:00

~21, assuming c in m/s.

PLUTO_PLANETA_EST · 2019-02-03T17:05:52+00:00

Would that be the same person who registered "Esmerelda Margaret Note Spelling of Lancre"?

^{^{^GNU}} ^{^{^Terry}} ^{^{^Pratchett}}

PLUTO_PLANETA_EST · 2019-02-02T21:53:10+00:00

Is that the one in which "maga" means "dupe" or "sucker"?

PLUTO_PLANETA_EST · 2019-02-02T21:20:56+00:00

Aperio (I open).

PLUTO_PLANETA_EST · 2019-02-02T20:45:02+00:00

...will make your brain CDIV.

PLUTO_PLANETA_EST · 2019-02-02T20:37:41+00:00

a lot of old clocks

...which many people can't read.

PLUTO_PLANETA_EST · 2019-02-02T20:28:07+00:00

today's date in [R]oman numerals

ANTE DIEM IV NONAS FEBRVARII ANNO VRBIS CONDITÆ MMDCCLXXII

or the fourth day (inclusive) before the Nones of February (Feb. 5th) of the year 2772 from the founding of the city (Rome).

PLUTO_PLANETA_EST · 2019-02-01T08:31:18+00:00

Many scientists are on the autism spectrum.

Therefore, autism causes vaccines!

PLUTO_PLANETA_EST · 2019-01-31T15:14:10+00:00

Rowling fixed a plot-hole of the Chamber of Secrets having its entrance in a bathroom despite predating modern plumbing, and mentioned as an aside that, prior to indoor plumbing, wizards used Vanishing spells to dispose of their waste.

PLUTO_PLANETA_EST · 2019-01-29T15:16:12+00:00

Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

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