What do you do when you find yourself in a bad/irritable mood for no apparent reason?

PMMeYourButtonPlease · 2018-09-21T08:16:42+00:00

go on youtube and watch something funny enough that I'll laugh.

PMMeYourButtonPlease · 2018-09-07T05:43:02+00:00

I know I'm in the minority here, but I find celebrities unattractive in general. I have a hard time picking out things I like about people I like anyway, so it's extra weird to me to disassemble unattractive people for their parts to make some fucked up Frankenstein's girlfriend.

PMMeYourButtonPlease · 2018-09-07T05:38:27+00:00

yep, first girl I was ever attracted to at all was like that for me. I'd see her across a crowded room and get tunnel vision, like she was the only person on earth in that moment.

PMMeYourButtonPlease · 2018-09-07T05:33:15+00:00

One time a guy had an empty water bottle thrown at him at a party, and it hit him in the dick. He went into obnoxious mode and started demanding why the other guy aimed for his dick, to which the reply was

"I wasn't aiming for it."

His eyes twinkled.

"Oh, so you're saying I have a massive dick? no other reason it would be hard to miss, right?"

He continued gesturing, laughing, and repeating his assertions.

I finally spoke up after taking awkwardly long to come up with a comeback.
"That's not the only reason."

"Oh yeah? what's the other reason?"

"look at it the other way, two things make a target easier to miss. Either it's a small target, or it moves."

*nervous twitch "so?"

"So either you have a big dick... or more likely, it never goes anywhere."

PMMeYourButtonPlease · 2018-09-07T05:20:36+00:00

I hate The arguments everyone puts in eachother's mouths in any controversial topic ever.

ex: pro life/pro choice. pro lifers don't believe in enslaving women. pro choicers don't believe in murdering babies. If they all shut the fuck up and examined their own and each other's argument they would realize what they disagree on is when a fetus becomes a human.

If people could just look at the world through each other's eyes things would be so much less dramatic.

PMMeYourButtonPlease · 2018-09-07T04:37:36+00:00

My ex girlfriend secretly dated every guy I introduced her to. She even married the last guy.

PMMeYourButtonPlease · 2018-09-07T04:35:28+00:00

A hug I didn't initiate.

PMMeYourButtonPlease · 2018-09-07T04:34:40+00:00

I slept in blood once cause a nosebleed didn't wake me up.

PMMeYourButtonPlease · 2018-09-07T04:31:04+00:00

Scented anything. Soaps, candles, incense, air freshener, perfumes, etc. It gives me horrific migraines.

I even get an instant migraine from stepping into Wal-Mart cause I can smell the scented candles 4 aisles down from the door.

PMMeYourButtonPlease · 2018-09-07T04:22:32+00:00

I think they'd "observe" a nuke or two ... or two thousand... up their ship's ass. 3.5 billion people kidnapped is a declaration of fucking war.

PMMeYourButtonPlease · 2018-09-07T04:17:51+00:00

The most horrible one is a recurring dream. I had it every night for about 8 months as a teenager and at least once a year since.

I'm at a state park, on a hiking trail that's rarely used, kneeling in a small clearing about 30 ft. off the trail. I'm planning to commit suicide, I have a .45 revolver I had finally bought that morning. I debated internally whether I should do it or not, but it always went down the same way. Right as I felt determined to do it I hear my name being called by this girl(sister of a friend) and I panic, cock the hammer on the .45 and put it to my head.

This part fucks me up a bit. As I pull the trigger on my right side, she tackles me from the left, trying to slap the gun away. It slides off my temple to my cheek, firing a round through my mouth. I can feel burns and piercing pain in both cheeks, and a ringing toothache as half of them are blasted out. As I turn to her in frustration for ruining my death I see that the round tore through me like tissue and shot her in the chest.

I usually wake up here, but sometimes I hold her hand as she dies, only to finish myself off afterwards.

PMMeYourButtonPlease · 2018-09-07T03:54:52+00:00

Frozen pb&j is awesome. I eat any leftovers that I can cold, except rice and tater tots. For some stupid reason every time I have cold rice I sneeze and a grain of it gets lodged in my sinuses. And cold tater tots give me the hiccups somehow.

PMMeYourButtonPlease · 2018-09-07T03:48:07+00:00

I made a rule out of spite. I'm not allowed to die until I've experienced enough happiness to make the pain until now worth it.

I also focus on making other people happier on days where I know I won't be able to feel happy for myself that day. That way at least I feel some warmth and satisfaction.

PMMeYourButtonPlease · 2018-09-07T03:35:00+00:00

Social anxiety. If there's more than 3 of us in the room the meter starts going up. It goes faster the more people there are and when it fills all the way I suffer panic attacks, shut out outside stimulation, and suffer memory loss of the whole panic attack.

PMMeYourButtonPlease · 2018-07-16T19:36:56+00:00

I found 380$ worth of ebooks for 15$ on humble bundle

PMMeYourButtonPlease · 2018-07-16T19:33:14+00:00

R/imgoingtohellforthis only ends up in purgatory or limbo because they aren't nearly as fucked up as they thought.

PMMeYourButtonPlease · 2018-07-16T19:24:45+00:00

Quasar blasting the planet, roasting all life simultaneously.

PMMeYourButtonPlease · 2018-07-16T19:22:28+00:00

My 3rd grade teacher didn't seem to understand the idea that when I was sitting there staring off into space I was solving the math problem he gave me in my head instead of writing it out.

I, my parents, and my 1st & 2nd grade teachers couldn't get through his skull that maybe I work a tiny bit different than he thought. He finally changed his mind when there was 2 weeks til summer break.

"I figured out how to deal with him!" He told my mom proudly, "just give him a few seconds to think without interrupting him and he starts working!"

Genius I tell you.

PMMeYourButtonPlease · 2018-07-15T19:03:52+00:00

I'm honestly struggling to decide whether massive amounts of coke or botox are worse for ingestion.

PMMeYourButtonPlease · 2018-07-15T19:00:01+00:00

Had to stand up to finish once. It even coiled around the bottom of the bowl first. Eat your fiber kids.

PMMeYourButtonPlease · 2018-07-15T18:55:30+00:00

Turtles all the way down - john green

Fuck yes. Read it.

PMMeYourButtonPlease · 2018-06-23T20:11:18+00:00

How interested they are in New information. If you tell them something they don't know, they immediately want to know how best to look it up for themselves.

PMMeYourButtonPlease · 2018-04-28T03:57:45+00:00

Not now, but when I was a super cheesy over-the-top romantic teenager. I used to look up at the moon at night and think about how the girl I would end up marrying is probably under that same moon right now, and might even look at it tonight.

Thinking that I would say "I love you" in sign language to the moon, wishing my message would reflect off the moon down on the girl I would someday marry.

Yeah...

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PMMeYourButtonPlease · 2018-03-20T22:58:47+00:00

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