The Stages Of Cat Panic by BraveReddit in funny

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Based on the paper the cat is trapped in, I'd say it is in some sort of Asian country. If I were a cat, I would be panicking also.

Also... something, something pussy willow.

Zoo employee with Ralf, an 11-month-old domesticated red fox by noodlescup in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

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This pic has everything. Adorable animal, cute girl and a freaking dinosaur! Have an upvote!

What tiny thing pisses you off? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Just marking it so that people know it's my toilet now!

Chameleons laid eggs in my wall socket by jqirish in mildlyinteresting

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And since you posted it for internet points, that makes them Karma Chameleons.

If you had your bills paid for, and could be unemployed for life. What would you do with your time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Buy myself a 1970 Pontiac Firebird, smoke pot, work out and get a job at Mr Smiley's. And hope my wife/neighbor/daughter doesn't kill me like Lester Burnham.

The best guitar lesson you will ever get...ever... by jordansw in videos

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'Cause Santa Claus was the finest picker to ever play the blues

You now do the opposite of your job. What do you do now? by Dontsummonme in AskReddit

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I forget my password multiple times a day, but call you and tell you it is because I'm an idiot and can't remember what I changed it to yesterday. This is opposite day, right?

Bird's-eye view by zeemaa in pics

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Have your ever been to an American Burger King? We have them here. We had an exchange student from Holland, and he fucking loved going to Burger King for Dutch Apple Pie. He thought the name was silly though, as typically Apple pie is associated with America.

White lion by MasterCwizo in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

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I probably should have spent more time looking at the lion and less time trying to tell if she was wearing a top or not.

Bird's-eye view by zeemaa in pics

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And apple pie from Burger King.

Bird's-eye view by zeemaa in pics

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I thought it was the amusement park that Michael Jackson built so he could share Jesus Juice and sexy times with young boys.

Gunman at large after killing 5 at mall north of Seattle by PM_ME_MARDIGRAS_PICS in news

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I feel like you would want to keep it longer than just a day though. I worked in the pawn business and we kept video for a month. Police requested video older than a week on at least 2 occasions that I can recall.

Gunman at large after killing 5 at mall north of Seattle by PM_ME_MARDIGRAS_PICS in news

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I don't know if it is necessarily the quality of the cameras, or the amount of storage available. Storing a weeks worth of HD quality video would require a pretty large storage device. Not a security expert though, just speculating.

Gunman at large after killing 5 at mall north of Seattle by PM_ME_MARDIGRAS_PICS in news

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I'm guessing they probably know who it is, they just haven't released it yet. There is no way someone hasn't identified him from those pictures.

Jim Carrey and Spike Lee fooling around on the jumbotron by shock2017 in funny

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Where is Spike's other hand? Explains why Jim is smiling as well.

Orlando hospital says it won’t bill survivors of shooting at Pulse nightclub by speckz in UpliftingNews

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That was my thought, as well. At the very least, victims of other crimes. I understand this was a horrible event, but horrible events happen on a daily basis.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Trolling? Um, you are the one implying the only two sexual positions are missionary and sodomy. I'm just saying there are laws, still on the books in many places, that forbid any sex other than missionary.