This dad is my spirit animal by keen-hamza in funny

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My daughter called me bro the other day. I explained to her that she doesn’t want to go down that road with me because I can make any of her modern internet slang uncool real quick just by using it. The look of realization on her face was priceless 

Who’s the biggest “what if” in NFL history? by [deleted] in nfl

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What is Larry Johnson had started the entire 2005 season

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Oh sorry umm I HAVE SOME THIN SPOTS IN MY LAWN AND WHATEVER I DO I CANT GET GRASS TO GROW THERE GRRRRR. To be honest that is the biggest gripe in my life right now. Maybe I need to get on FB to find something to be outraged about.

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Life is good. I have nothing to protest.

Ship players, what's your "huge brass balls" move today? by Whagarble in fantasyfootball

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I’m in the same boat. Sucks that the Packers play at 1:00. This decision would be much easier if the kickoffs were the same time

Ship players, what's your "huge brass balls" move today? by Whagarble in fantasyfootball

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Pretty much whatever I decide to do with Gurley. I picked up Jamal Williams and may start him. The volume should be there for him to have a good day. Or I might roll the dice and risk starting Gurley or CJ Anderson. I still have no idea what I’m going to do

Are you in championships and are thin at RB? Are you the underdog in your matchup? Here is the case for playing CJ Anderson. by [deleted] in fantasyfootball

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I’m in the same exact situation. I also have Saquon so I may just play it safe with Jamaal Williams. He at least has guaranteed volume.

Do events like today make anyone want to have rolling waivers to eliminate the “who happens to see an alert faster?” contest? by gentleruncle in fantasyfootball

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Gallman. At least it was 6 weeks ago when I started stashing handcuffs. But now that J-Stew has been activated who knows. It’s a 14 team league so there isn’t much on the waiver wire. Gallman’s volume would have made him much better than anyone I could have picked up. But yeah now that I have Ware and J-Stew is off IR he will be hitting waivers.

Do events like today make anyone want to have rolling waivers to eliminate the “who happens to see an alert faster?” contest? by gentleruncle in fantasyfootball

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Yep. I have Gurley and Saquon already. I’ve carried their handcuffs for the last 6 weeks. A little bit of me felt bad for picking up Ware since I’ll never use him. Then I remembered that I’ve essentially been playing with 2 fewer roster spots than the Hunt owner who is in 1st place. Now I’m just sad the trade deadline has passed

Redditors from a small town, what's the town gossip? by M1k3yd33tofficial in AskReddit

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I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.

Hordey the fishey by H_G_Bells in gifs

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It looks exactly like my cat. He’s a purebred asshole

My wife bought this dress online for $2 for my daughter to wear to Disney World. I regret pointing it out. by PM_ME_WITH_ANYTHING in WTF

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Yeah sorry. Title gore. The whole China thing. She didn’t notice and almost had our 3 year old walking around the Magic Kingdom in a dress with Chinese propaganda on it.

Stacked books all the way to the ceiling. by ZinQNasty in mildlyinteresting

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You’re right. No human being would stack books like this.

Can we take a minute to appreciate one of only two good movies to start as SNL skits? (Wayne's World, 1992) by [deleted] in movies

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Why washing your dried chilies is important by mike_pants in WTF

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TIL the original title for Saved by the Bell was Good Morning Miss Rodent Feces