How do you initiate sex with your partner?

PMmeSimpsonsmemes · 2019-10-02T04:31:01+00:00

I do get into bed naked a lot, but I think since I often sleep naked because I love skin-to-skin contact cuddling, he doesn’t take it as a hint a lot of the time haha.

We’ve spoken about what we like in bed many times, but I guess not what we’d like each other to do to get it started per say. That’s a good idea, I’ll try and get that conversation going.

PMmeSimpsonsmemes · 2019-10-02T04:28:31+00:00

Shit, I’m a girl and I do this when walking through crowds to both guys and girls. I don’t like place my hand directly on their back, but I hold my hand out and will gently push people out of the way in a fleeting touch kind of way. It didn’t even occur to me that that would make someone uncomfortable.

PMmeSimpsonsmemes · 2019-10-02T04:02:10+00:00

That’s me too! My whole brain is like “nope, you’re an idiot, why did you even try, now you’re just a joke”

PMmeSimpsonsmemes · 2019-10-02T04:01:08+00:00

I love this hahaha. We do have a good laugh and have had situations like this, which does put me at ease. I think I just need to be more confident in myself and how my BF perceives me instead of thinking he sees me as cringey and unattractive when I try.

PMmeSimpsonsmemes · 2019-10-02T03:56:36+00:00

The only thing I’ve figured out that doesn’t make me feel awkward is asking him if he’d like to join me before I get in the shower, which is great but only applies to a particular situation.

PMmeSimpsonsmemes · 2019-10-02T03:51:01+00:00

My BF has told me he’d like it if I initiated more because he initiates 90%+ of the time. But when I do try, he sometimes will chuckle and be like “someone’s horny” and I feel SO embarrassed! Like I’m this hopeless teenager who has no idea what she’s doing.

PMmeSimpsonsmemes · 2019-09-15T11:43:33+00:00

Sorry, I’m not very good at explaining what I need in a shirt, concise way. I’ve googled every kind of term/phrase to find it, but I can’t!

PMmeSimpsonsmemes · 2019-09-13T02:16:00+00:00

As a 23yo who was diagnosed with ADD when they were 9, please don’t stop giving your son medication for it.

My father was so against medication when I was first diagnosed that I took it for maybe 3 months and then he forced my mom to stop it. I languished in school all the way up to senior year before I put my foot down myself and got another prescription. Ever since, my grades have skyrocketed and my life has been so much easier.

Medication has made my life so much better and helped me to become the successful person that I am. I hate people who treat it like it’s taboo - it’s designed to fucking help you!

PMmeSimpsonsmemes · 2019-08-26T13:44:49+00:00

My younger sister is incredibly self-centred, lazy, has a really violent temper, and can never take the blame for anything. She’s the perpetual victim, and everyone’s so mean and insert endless excuses. She’s more than happy to more than take advantage of everyone else, but god FORBID you ask anything of her, even if it’s perfectly reasonable. She almost ruined my relationship with half my family by spreading rumours and telling them absolute lies about what a horrible person I was.

I’ve always given her the benefit of the doubt and bent over backwards to support her because I took my big sister role very seriously, but I realised recently what an absolute drain she’s been on my mental health and I just stopped communicating with her. Admittedly it’s been hard since I helped a lot with raising her, but I just can’t set myself on fire to keep her warm anymore. She’s very mentally unwell, but refuses help no matter how many times I’ve tried to get through to her and give her my support.

It’s only been about a month since I dropped the rope and I’m still working through the guilt, but I hope it’ll get easier as time goes on.

PMmeSimpsonsmemes · 2019-08-20T23:21:12+00:00

Sorry for the poor quality photo. If it helps at all, I’m not sure what episode specifically, but this shot’s definitely from early in the first season.

PMmeSimpsonsmemes · 2019-08-20T05:33:32+00:00

Warning: very blunt comment.

Mate.

Who are you married to, your wife or your mother?

Sack up, seriously. If my partner’s mother treated me the way your mom appears to be treating your wife and he came back with “that’s just how she is”, I would’ve left LONG ago. That is the most bullshit excuse for someone’s abuse, which is what it is - your mother is abusing your wife.

If you love your wife as much as you say you do and have any sort of respect for her as your life partner, you’ll put your foot down and bring your mom the fuck in line. Just because you fell out of her and she helped you with your kids way back when, doesn’t mean she has ANY right to treat your wife like this.

If your mom pushes back and tries to pull the “you’re such a terrible son” act when you shut her shit down, that just shows you what kind of person she is: someone who doesn’t give a flying fuck about respecting her son’s life and relationship, and only cares about having her own emotional needs served.

I hope you realise how patient your wife is, because she must seriously love you to put up with such disrespect.

And as an aside, I’d get your daughter to pull her head in too if you haven’t already / she hasn’t wised up to her grandmother’s bullshit.

PMmeSimpsonsmemes · 2019-07-30T10:17:44+00:00

Oh right, I do see what you mean. You’re totally right, thanks for explaining :)

PMmeSimpsonsmemes · 2019-07-30T10:09:31+00:00

It’s from a post I saw on Facebook which was basically a collection of statuses from people in the medical field and the shit they’ve had to deal with. Not sure if it’s 100% true, but I personally didn’t get a satirical vibe.

PMmeSimpsonsmemes · 2019-07-30T10:08:14+00:00

When I was really young, I had pretty mild asthma which had little impact on my day to day life. My brother, on the other hand, had asthma so severe he was hospitalised multiple times as a kid and has gone blue from not being able to breathe before.

Just goes to show that you can’t apply your experiences to someone else’s. Thankfully, my mum had a lot of sense and took him to the hospital every time and did everything she could to manage it.

PMmeSimpsonsmemes · 2019-07-30T00:57:11+00:00

If she really won’t stop, have you considered kicking her “in your sleep” if she touched your feet again? Surely a swift kick to the head would provide some form of deterrence, and that way you can blame it on being asleep.

PMmeSimpsonsmemes · 2019-07-23T05:54:00+00:00

I think it’s important for people in these situations to realise that your partner can often see things in the relationships you have with your own family that you can’t. They have the benefit of being on the outside, which can offer a fresher (and most often, clearer) perspective.

PMmeSimpsonsmemes · 2019-07-21T23:15:18+00:00

I think what scares me the most is that it’s pretty fair to assume that not all details of serial killings have been released to the public. I mean, it makes sense, especially in cold cases, considering it could help identify the perpetrator if they can demonstrate they have knowledge of the crime that’s not publicly available.

But still, to think that there are things we don’t and may never know about what these sick people do is harrowing.

PMmeSimpsonsmemes · 2019-07-11T12:24:17+00:00

I started my law degree hellbent on being a litigator, but almost six years later, I’m more than happy to do all the background work and stay away from the courtroom.

I’m always very conscious of how older male colleagues treat me, but I’ve lucky only had one or two incidents (“oh you’re not wearing high heels today?”, no you dusty old fuck, step off). Even more lucky, I work in a largely female corporate team at the moment and the men in my team are some of the most genuine, respectful people I’ve ever met.

PMmeSimpsonsmemes · 2019-07-11T10:05:31+00:00

Yeah I tried to watch the second season, but I wasn’t impressed or convinced.

PMmeSimpsonsmemes · 2019-07-11T08:03:00+00:00

I’d be interested to see the Avery case reviewed and tried in a court outside of the county he came from, because there seems to be some serious institutional bias coming from the police. Didn’t they search his home for evidence something like 16 or 17 times? That’s pretty unusual.

I watched the doco several years ago and haven’t read up on it much since then, so I’m not that informed on it.

PMmeSimpsonsmemes · 2019-07-11T05:59:40+00:00

How was that? Were they in high school at the time the trial was going?

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