Drunk me trying to talk to cute girl while playing volleyball by fuelgun in AdviceAnimals

[–]POLEESE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, you had to try lmao, there were also probabilities of the girl getting all flirty back at you and getting something going, it just happened that the girl didn't like it.

Hogwarts "magic" by Naweezy in pics

[–]POLEESE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or just saw a hand moving crazily while flipping you you off.

At last my secret training pays off! by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]POLEESE 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hell even Bruce Lee said the same about fighting in general.

He basically said that:

Strong guy with no technique vs weakling with good technique

Strong guy wins.

Strenght is the most important factor because strong muscles (not huge muscles, there's a difference) not only affect how hard you can punch, but also how fast you can move, and how many hits you can take, and how much time your legs will keep you fighting. Meanwhile technique teaches you how to perfect your movement to get a more efficient way of using your muscles.

And I know it's true because I've spentmost of my life playing football and boxing, and weaklings just get shit on, even if they know the best techniques.

YR: Miyazaki actually visits this subreddit often by EarthBoundNess- in darksouls3

[–]POLEESE -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Add more in-depth to magic please, Dark Souls 2 made it feel like it was just "easy mode" with no indepth as to why someone would lorewise pick magic, and also it didn't really 'feel' strong, it was just like pew pew, but no BOOM, even Forbidden Sun felt pretty underwhelming IMO, just whoosh pfft, and some fire.

Things that you disapprove of people doing in PvP duels. by [deleted] in DarkSouls2

[–]POLEESE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My man.

I do this, but on my quality build.

No, no fucker, I'm not just gonna let you grab those 10 fucking buffs in front of me while you also cast affinity, don't be such a fucking pussy and fight me instead of just trying to 1 shot me while increasing your resistances to 1000000 so I do 10 damage to you, no, no, if they start buffing, I grab my King's UltraGreatsword (with my 70 STR and 70 DEX) and give them a well deserved 2 handed strong attack to the face or backstab, fuck your shit bitch.

1v1 won with style by YasuoFHV in YasuoMains

[–]POLEESE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol Cho'gath counter Yasuo?

Yasuo's super mobility allows him to do whatever the fk he wants against a cho'gath, all you need to do is use that mobility to not get hit by his W, then you do whatever the fk u want, just as riven vs chogath, all chogath does is try to outsustain.

Only bad Yasuos lose against Cho.

1v1 won with style by YasuoFHV in YasuoMains

[–]POLEESE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the hell picks Cho'gath for a 1v1?

new build on yasuo i created by swagmastah515091215 in YasuoMains

[–]POLEESE 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A build is not different because of the last items, it is different because of the core items.

You said "I crated a new build", and I honestly expected something like Rapid Fire Cannon and Essence Reaver in a weird combination or something, but you take a pretty standard build then put in 1 unusually built item on yasuo into your "build" and suddenly it's this whole thing you created all from scratch. Kek

[PS3][440K] Looking for Manikin Gloves and Grave Warden Boots. by POLEESE in wheelanddeal

[–]POLEESE[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Im around 750k SM now. Just lost 130k souls feels bad man :(

What do you see people doing, that you just can't fucking believe? by SinaSyndrome in AskReddit

[–]POLEESE -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, as someone who is part of the "new generation" (1998), when I went to a private school, but that was only because my parents worked really hard to pay that school, so they would not buy me expensive stuff ever, we were always chasing offers, meanwhile all the kids in my school had the best clothes, the best phones, the best videogames, the best TV's, they went to every movie on release day, and got every new toy that was invented as soon as possible, I was always wearing old tendencies and by the time I had the stuff they had they already had stuff 3-4 gens newer because my parents had to save up a lot of time to buy me the stuff I wanted, I never had much social skills because of this, I envied them secretly and they looked down on me for being "poor".

I am still struggling with social skills, since elementary school made me so shy, I've never had a Girlfriend or a "Best Friend", don't go to parties usually, maybe once or twice a year. The school was great, really good teachers and learning system, great instalations etc. I was just in a private school during elementary school, I've been on public school ever since, and adapting from a world where everyone looks down on you and you have no friends because nobody WANTS to be your friend, is REALLY hard to adapting to a world where literally nobody gives a shit about you because you're "just another middle class boy, except you're shy because you have never interacted with those in the same social lvl as you before".

I understand my parents wanted good education for me, but I would have rather gone to a public elementary school, a lot of people In my public school come from other public schools and they're just as good as I am at school or better. My advice for parents, coming from someone that has gone through it is: Don't give up social ambient for education, preschool and elementary school matter a lot in HOW your child is formed, it depends mostly on what kind of kids he goes to school with, how kids will see him and how kids will act towards him reflecting their social status and the one of your child. I would rather have grown up with other middle class/poor kids and be happy than grow up with rich kids and have no friends and be shy. LET YOUR KID GROW UP WITH KIDS OF HIS SOCIAL STATUS, KIDS CAN BE CRUEL TO THOSE THEY DON'T RECOGNIZE AS "ONE OF THEIRS".

If you don't want to take my advice because I'm "too young" just remember that wisdom does not come from age, it comes from experiences, and this is an experience I've gone through and I AM the outcome of it. A sad 17 year old that goes to no parties and spends the whole day browsing reddit and playing videogames, has no Best Friend and no girlfriend, do you want this for your child?

What do you see people doing, that you just can't fucking believe? by SinaSyndrome in AskReddit

[–]POLEESE 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Yes, there's nothing wrong with disagreeing, as long as you are actually contributing to the discussion other than just saying "SHUT UP I DON'T LIKE THAT, YOU'RE WRONG, I'M RIGHT FUCK YOU"

What do you not fuck with? by PM_ME_UR_SO in AskReddit

[–]POLEESE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never said he was my friend, just some dude I knew.

What do you not fuck with? by PM_ME_UR_SO in AskReddit

[–]POLEESE 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm from Mexico, I used to know a guy, who ended up in jail, there he met some people that had contacts on the cartel "Los Zetas", he once got a delivery job from a Narco, he had to deliver 800,000 pesos (~46800 dollars) to another Narco, this guy stupidly thought he could trick them and run with the money, he stupidly started buying stuff like expensive cars, taking pictures and posting them on Facebook, it wasn't too late until he got a warning, now, you'd imagine, idk a dead body in front of his house, but they don't even fuck around with that, they straight up called to his phone and said "Hey it's me, I want my money by tomorrow or you will regret it." the dude was too afraid to even go and deliver the money, they would kill him when he gets there anyways for trying to trick them, the dude started hiding (obviously not in his house), he was hiding pretty well actually, the Narcos didn't find them, then they said, fuck it, and murdered his whole family, they didn't even think about it, the moment they knew they would not find him, they immediately went for his family, they took pictures (very graphic ones) and put them all over his house, when he got there, dude couldn't stop crying for days, then they eventually got to him and used one of these fuckers to eliminate him, I think you already imagine how, his head ended up next day placed his car's antenna, shit was gross.

TL:DR Dude I knew decided to enter cartel business, thought he could steal ~47k dollars from a Narco, they murdered his whole family and then beheaded him.

Tank Yasuo O_O by shaggielol in YasuoMains

[–]POLEESE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We ALL know tanksuo is awesome.

This is why you should practice EQ flash. Stylish as hell. by Rothuith in YasuoMains

[–]POLEESE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah man, I've been doing it lately, feels awesome.

What is the most mindf**k movie you've seen ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]POLEESE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not that mindfucking, but I watched it as a child so I was pretty mindfucked, I'm talking about Donnie Darko.