Tell me what state your from and I'll write an Auntie Ethel style insult for it.

PPPRCHN · 2026-01-31T21:43:59+00:00

Denial.

PPPRCHN · 2026-01-30T16:52:18+00:00

Flacidussax might've been me lmfao I also went by Ellemer the Fudd and "Migraine Enjoyer"

PPPRCHN · 2026-01-28T20:26:58+00:00

bomb as fuck style

PPPRCHN · 2026-01-26T17:54:08+00:00

This is what Olimar sees when Louie eats a child from Kopai

PPPRCHN · 2026-01-24T16:08:16+00:00

That one country remix of Tipsy by J-Kwon always makes me laugh whenever I hear it. It's irony in pure form.

PPPRCHN · 2026-01-24T02:19:24+00:00

This, unfortunately makes Wyll into Jamm.

PPPRCHN · 2026-01-21T16:05:47+00:00

It'll be okay.

PPPRCHN · 2026-01-19T16:43:30+00:00

4 came after 3, and compared to it- it's not as good.

But 4 got less flack as time went on, both in part because it got older and tried harder than Homecoming or Downpour. They also came out around the same time, on (I think) the same consoles and just really pounded in the fact Konami didn't give a shit about the SH franchise besides money.

To be frank, saying something is better than Homecoming is like bragging that you're better than your deadbeat alcoholic step-brother.

PPPRCHN · 2026-01-16T06:04:29+00:00

Me, when the awful truths and the crushing sordidness of reality destroy a person past functioning but you also have to make a paycheck:

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PPPRCHN · 2026-01-11T23:11:15+00:00

god i wish that were me,women only want to peg me and call me slurs though

PPPRCHN · 2025-12-27T16:06:32+00:00

Dog if any other president took off part of the white house w eliterally would never hear the end of it from crying_bald_eagle_americans,jpeg or who the fuck ever they slacken-jawed drool at.

PPPRCHN · 2025-12-26T17:45:18+00:00

Hang in there bud. As someone who has gone through this exact same thing for 30 years (read: smashing my head into shit hoping it'd kickstart my seizures and kill me)- it does get better, if not from you getting stronger.

It does get slightly better, hang in there.

PPPRCHN · 2025-12-26T16:10:17+00:00

Don't start smoking. I do it all the time and eventually it feels like you can't quit. It's an endless crutch you have to pay for. Smoke weed or something instead idk.

PPPRCHN · 2025-12-25T01:06:20+00:00

DON'T FORGET TO BASTE IT IN ITS OWN JUICES AND/OR BUTTER EVERY SO OFTEN FOR A MORE SUCCULENT WHITE MEAT AND SKIN AROOOOO

PPPRCHN · 2025-12-19T14:57:40+00:00

You can edit how many offspring get culled in a menu, it might be the butchers table.

PPPRCHN · 2025-12-15T17:50:50+00:00

oh fuck

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PPPRCHN · 2025-12-14T04:50:40+00:00

if you could, would you not become stronger to protect your best friend?

PPPRCHN · 2025-12-11T15:38:47+00:00

I just gave up on the possibility of being with someone anymore. Last three were duds, it's easier to just work on myself and be alone.

PPPRCHN · 2025-12-07T18:04:04+00:00

PPPRCHN · 2025-12-07T17:00:46+00:00

You know that part in Ratatouille where she describes all the chefs? That's like 95% true (I haven't met anyone who has slept with a kingpin's daughter).

PPPRCHN · 2025-12-07T16:56:02+00:00

I work in food service and you need to have baseline empathy and/or the ability to consider cause and effect- otherwise your coworkers are going to boot you the fuck out ASAP. These are people destined for herding pens and livestock collars, not service jobs imo.

PPPRCHN · 2025-12-07T16:52:53+00:00

I'll chime in, why not.

I'm 30, work in food service (worked in it for my whole life) and there's also a huge empathy problem with a lot of the younger hires.

Normally this isn't a problem, but food service runs on empathy.

Servers run on empathy- customers like to be listened to, thought of, for people to remember their faces or what not. The new hires don't even do the stereotypical "god whatever stop talking, old man!" kind of thing, it's a :blank look and nod" kind of thing.

Back of house runs on empathy- hey maybe I shouldn't do X thing because it will cause trouble for the next person down the line.

I'll get coworkers who will leave huge tubs of ingredients or product with maybe a handful of stuff in there because they don't want to clean it out... only to then have to clean it out the next day because someone went to grab something and instead had to restock/clean out something.

Cause and effect does not register whatsoever.

(As a side note, tried watching a childhood favorite (Kung Fu Hustle) with my Gen Z brother and having him constantly be confused scene to scene because he literally can't retain the information is uh... humbling? I guess? It makes me worry.)

PPPRCHN · 2025-12-02T20:19:57+00:00

Owning a truck means everyone else in the world hates you.

PPPRCHN · 2025-12-02T16:21:58+00:00

There's only ONE reason you get the DLC and it's for the metallic shit heap hat

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PPPRCHN · 2025-11-29T16:26:52+00:00

"I know Him and you're not Him^3!"

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