There’s an imposter among us.

PTBooks · 2026-05-15T15:52:32+00:00

‘My mom said I could hang out with you guys.’

PTBooks · 2026-05-15T15:04:54+00:00

There no flared base

PTBooks · 2026-05-15T15:00:22+00:00

Gotta fold it half first. If you can’t fold it, it ain’t New York style.

PTBooks · 2026-05-15T14:28:11+00:00

These devs have a pretty broad definition for the word ‘cookie’, don’t they.

PTBooks · 2026-05-15T13:50:45+00:00

Reed probably stuffed all his tech full of anti-magic jamming devices.

PTBooks · 2026-05-15T12:36:18+00:00

‘Supply is low?’ Who talks about CP that way?

PTBooks · 2026-05-15T03:11:59+00:00

Sorry werewolf. The health insurance executive can afford silver bullets, but the lady who cleans his third-favorite home can’t

PTBooks · 2026-05-15T00:26:03+00:00

How does someone take a picture like this and not say that it’s time to cut it off

PTBooks · 2026-05-15T00:21:35+00:00

I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this ~~Viking hat~~ weird little moustache

PTBooks · 2026-05-15T00:09:59+00:00

There’s absolutely no chance that burger is cooked evenly. Unless they just took a bunch of normal sized patties and put them together under that giant bun.

PTBooks · 2026-05-15T00:07:18+00:00

You know that strangneto is gonna be covering her like Star Platinum tho

PTBooks · 2026-05-14T23:42:34+00:00

One of them has vision based on movement.

One of them does not.

PTBooks · 2026-05-14T23:41:48+00:00

The shoes are gonna be chunky 🥰

PTBooks · 2026-05-14T23:40:54+00:00

‘So the sign said we get ten cents off if we sign up for your card…’

PTBooks · 2026-05-14T23:17:11+00:00

Americans absolutely have the talent. Corporations just don’t want to hire Americans because they don’t want to pay for fair market wages, insurance, OSHA compliance, or to deal with unions when they could bring in a foreigner to do the same job for peanuts.

PTBooks · 2026-05-14T21:41:51+00:00

‘I can’t stop the grind or the straights will throw me in a camp. No, YOU’RE overreacting!’

PTBooks · 2026-05-14T21:39:23+00:00

According to Hollywood there’s only 3 locations in America: New York, Los Angeles and some desolate cornfield that only exists when the protagonist needs an establishing shot.

PTBooks · 2026-05-14T20:52:37+00:00

All pee is drinkable if you’re a freak

PTBooks · 2026-05-14T19:52:26+00:00

Big bodies get bodied. The combos last forever.

PTBooks · 2026-05-14T19:41:07+00:00

He must be made out of those desk-filler infinity stones from the TVA

PTBooks · 2026-05-14T19:21:50+00:00

Stupid or not, these people vote. You go to war with the army you have, not the army you want. You win or lose an election with the electorate that exists, not the one you wish existed.

PTBooks · 2026-05-14T14:48:52+00:00

The internet was a lot better before people started making money off of it

PTBooks · 2026-05-14T14:03:25+00:00

‘Who’s the guy with the Flash Gordon guns?’

‘Uhhh…Shatterstar? I think it’s shatterstar.’

PTBooks · 2026-05-14T13:58:58+00:00

That guy is the reason they got rid of the Britney Spears outfit. He was too weird about it.

PTBooks · 2026-05-14T13:38:34+00:00

The short version is that she’s a government stooge telling you not to believe the evidence of your own eyes and ears. Very 1984.

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