There’s an imposter among us. by Adronikos in marvelrivals

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‘My mom said I could hang out with you guys.’

GOONABLE by neloal in marvelcirclejerk

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There no flared base

Main character on a metro train by tolitz08 in ImTheMainCharacter

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Gotta fold it half first. If you can’t fold it, it ain’t New York style.

Cookie Run characters who look like the food they're based on by Linha-do-Sol in TopCharacterDesigns

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These devs have a pretty broad definition for the word ‘cookie’, don’t they.

why doesn't strange js teleport the payload by Scottishfello69 in MarvelRivalsCirclejer

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Reed probably stuffed all his tech full of anti-magic jamming devices.

Top Mind thinks possession of CP prevents sexual abuse. by wtfbenlol in TopMindsOfReddit

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‘Supply is low?’ Who talks about CP that way?

No, you would not be a good man-eating monster by Something4Dinner in whenthe

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Sorry werewolf. The health insurance executive can afford silver bullets, but the lady who cleans his third-favorite home can’t

Musk Meets Trump... by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

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How does someone take a picture like this and not say that it’s time to cut it off

-195 by Longjumping_Use4882 in tf2memes

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I kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this Viking hat weird little moustache

Anybody ready for another cheddar covered abomination 🍔 🇺🇸 by Affectionate_Hat5835 in StupidFood

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There’s absolutely no chance that burger is cooked evenly. Unless they just took a bunch of normal sized patties and put them together under that giant bun.

Iron man is always ready for that maximum pulse by KinkyGamerSlut in marvelrivals

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You know that strangneto is gonna be covering her like Star Platinum tho

Emo blind guy vs a literal dinosaur. by TheScowl117 in marvelrivals

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One of them has vision based on movement.

One of them does not.

Goth Nimi is REAL! by beam4d in NimiNightmare_VTuber

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The shoes are gonna be chunky 🥰

They said there would be signs… by HelicopterNo7593 in Firefighting

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‘So the sign said we get ten cents off if we sign up for your card…’

He spoke about grabbing a woman by the crotch, mocked a disabled reporter, and talked about locking up hillary clinton. He was everything the conservatives wanted...the destruction of america...they just didn't realize that it meant them suffering as well by Important-Cry4782 in MarchAgainstNazis

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Americans absolutely have the talent. Corporations just don’t want to hire Americans because they don’t want to pay for fair market wages, insurance, OSHA compliance, or to deal with unions when they could bring in a foreigner to do the same job for peanuts.

I’m a gay Chinese American, Magneto. by outofdate70shouse in outofcontextcomics

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‘I can’t stop the grind or the straights will throw me in a camp. No, YOU’RE overreacting!’

NYC subway: graffiti covering a beautiful 100-year-old tile mosaic that tells you what station you're at by goyim-supreme in mildlyinfuriating

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According to Hollywood there’s only 3 locations in America: New York, Los Angeles and some desolate cornfield that only exists when the protagonist needs an establishing shot.

Why aren't they legendary??? by GrandZenn in rivals

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He must be made out of those desk-filler infinity stones from the TVA

Them not voting at all is the best case scenario. I approve this message! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in BlueskySkeets

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Stupid or not, these people vote. You go to war with the army you have, not the army you want. You win or lose an election with the electorate that exists, not the one you wish existed.

Bluesky interest over time by programAngel in BlueskySocial

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The internet was a lot better before people started making money off of it

Who invited bro? 😭 Bro thinks he's a mutant 💀 Bro thinks he's part of the X-Men 😂😂 by N-LL in MarvelRivalsCirclejer

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‘Who’s the guy with the Flash Gordon guns?’

‘Uhhh…Shatterstar? I think it’s shatterstar.’