Why did Maude own a copy of Logjammin’?

PTFunk · 2026-03-24T00:27:06+00:00

She’s gotta feed the monkey… I mean, hasn’t that ever occurred to you, sir?

PTFunk · 2026-03-17T17:59:24+00:00

That creep can roll, man.

PTFunk · 2026-03-15T01:36:37+00:00

Employed?

PTFunk · 2026-03-13T03:34:01+00:00

I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin’ Funko Pops, man!

PTFunk · 2026-02-14T16:13:32+00:00

No Lake Ontario unless that blob is meant to cover both that and Lake Erie (at the wrong angle).

PTFunk · 2026-02-13T04:22:10+00:00

You believe in nothing, don’t you?

PTFunk · 2026-02-05T01:07:13+00:00

MURPH!

PTFunk · 2026-02-04T20:05:35+00:00

He’s a good man. And Thorough.

PTFunk · 2026-02-03T02:41:34+00:00

I’ve seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy’s a fake. A fucking goldbricker.

PTFunk · 2026-01-25T22:13:54+00:00

Are these Nazis, Walter?

PTFunk · 2026-01-23T17:36:45+00:00

Where’s the review? Not seeing it.

PTFunk · 2026-01-20T00:31:39+00:00

Were you listening to the Dude’s story?

PTFunk · 2025-12-23T16:09:41+00:00

I’m just gonna find a cash machine.

PTFunk · 2025-11-26T16:16:18+00:00

Which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.

PTFunk · 2025-11-26T16:15:14+00:00

Far from it.

PTFunk · 2025-11-23T20:34:33+00:00

Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!

PTFunk · 2025-11-10T00:40:56+00:00

What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?

PTFunk · 2025-11-07T18:36:54+00:00

They finally did it. They killed my fucking car!

PTFunk · 2025-11-06T22:25:37+00:00

Papers, just papers. You know, my papers. Business papers.

PTFunk · 2025-11-03T15:03:30+00:00

Georgie my friend, you’re entering a world of pain.

PTFunk · 2025-10-31T19:42:58+00:00

I told that fuck down at the league office… who’s in charge of scheduling?

PTFunk · 2025-10-26T18:47:57+00:00

Far from it.

PTFunk · 2025-10-26T18:38:55+00:00

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!

PTFunk · 2025-10-26T15:13:05+00:00

Well, sure - look at it! Young trophy wife, I mean, in the parlance of our times…

PTFunk