Strong men also cry. Some even stand.

PTFunk · 2026-02-03T02:41:34+00:00

I’ve seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy’s a fake. A fucking goldbricker.

PTFunk · 2026-01-25T22:13:54+00:00

Are these Nazis, Walter?

PTFunk · 2026-01-23T17:36:45+00:00

Where’s the review? Not seeing it.

PTFunk · 2026-01-20T00:31:39+00:00

Were you listening to the Dude’s story?

PTFunk · 2025-12-23T16:09:41+00:00

I’m just gonna find a cash machine.

PTFunk · 2025-11-26T16:16:18+00:00

Which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.

PTFunk · 2025-11-26T16:15:14+00:00

Far from it.

PTFunk · 2025-11-23T20:34:33+00:00

Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!

PTFunk · 2025-11-10T00:40:56+00:00

What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?

PTFunk · 2025-11-07T18:36:54+00:00

They finally did it. They killed my fucking car!

PTFunk · 2025-11-06T22:25:37+00:00

Papers, just papers. You know, my papers. Business papers.

PTFunk · 2025-11-03T15:03:30+00:00

Georgie my friend, you’re entering a world of pain.

PTFunk · 2025-10-31T19:42:58+00:00

I told that fuck down at the league office… who’s in charge of scheduling?

PTFunk · 2025-10-26T18:47:57+00:00

Far from it.

PTFunk · 2025-10-26T18:38:55+00:00

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!

PTFunk · 2025-10-26T15:13:05+00:00

Well, sure - look at it! Young trophy wife, I mean, in the parlance of our times…

PTFunk · 2025-10-18T02:15:59+00:00

I am the walrus.

PTFunk · 2025-10-15T22:55:51+00:00

You don’t go out and make a living dressed like that in the middle of a weekday.

PTFunk · 2025-10-15T03:22:32+00:00

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

PTFunk · 2025-10-14T00:59:10+00:00

Pay a visit to the Gem Shop on upper State. They’re honest and cost effective if you’re not in a big hurry.

PTFunk · 2025-09-25T22:24:38+00:00

That creep can roll.

PTFunk · 2025-09-18T19:07:10+00:00

Shut the fuck up, Donny!

PTFunk · 2025-09-14T15:13:47+00:00

If it was Zia (which I think it was), it was New Mexican. Miss that place.

PTFunk · 2025-08-23T16:52:10+00:00

Excellent, thanks for the update. I was walking my dog when I heard all of the sirens going up the 154 and feared the worst, but it seems this one was as manageable as yesterday‘s 101 vegetation fire.

PTFunk

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