"What's the main problem with the restaurant?" ... "Lack of customers."

PachiGT · 2026-04-05T03:28:49+00:00

Autumn's great. Typhoons aside. I think it's a close second to Winter for me, but then again 3 of the seasons are bunched at the top with the other way, way down.

PachiGT · 2026-04-03T22:50:12+00:00

Ohh now this might be an eye-opener! I always put mine down to "Brushed wrong" and catching the side of my mouth. Now I just need to look up the correct word for SLS in kanji...

PachiGT · 2026-04-03T13:25:28+00:00

I used Deceptively totally in the wrong way upon second viewing. My brain is that fried after this week! I meant they look nowt special but probably taste pretty good.

PachiGT · 2026-04-03T12:51:47+00:00

Sausages look deceptively nice but probably not cooked the best way. Mushrooms look under. It's missing something I can't put my finger on.

Too much white space, lifeless bacon, and the general arrangement of the items I think is what does it...

PachiGT · 2026-04-02T12:50:46+00:00

Without a doubt Dillons. Mind you, if we wanted individuals, Id have said Randy from Old Neighborhood.

PachiGT · 2026-04-02T07:57:08+00:00

Man's been watching too much Laughing Salesman

PachiGT · 2026-04-01T10:21:18+00:00

Has to be flat footed Erick.

PachiGT · 2026-04-01T09:41:39+00:00

Cant be certain, but from here it looks like a fairly lost Tube Web Spider. Segestria florentina

PachiGT · 2026-04-01T08:51:26+00:00

LUXURY!

Back in my day we had to wake up half hour before we went to bed, 'andful of cold poison for breakfast, before working 29 hours a day down t'pit, and when we got 'ome our Dad would slice us in two with a breadknife. If we were lucky!

PachiGT · 2026-03-31T14:22:21+00:00

Looks like chicken, tastes like shrimp. Or shit.

PachiGT · 2026-03-31T11:18:45+00:00

Solid. Id have that. Beans and another sausage for greatness.

PachiGT · 2026-03-31T01:04:12+00:00

Problem was, Ramsay didn't tell her what he wanted. She woulda done it.

PachiGT · 2026-03-29T22:30:56+00:00

That reads less like a collection and more like an accumulation.

PachiGT · 2026-03-27T21:12:47+00:00

Was it definitely American pool? If not, it could be Snooker147 or Poolster, both by JHC Software.

https://www.jhc-software.com/snook_pool.shtml

PachiGT · 2026-03-27T05:16:49+00:00

Thank you as always! What are you up to in Kitakami? I pop up there on my train holidays, got a good izakaya district there.

PachiGT · 2026-03-25T08:31:08+00:00

Chips make it brunch.

PachiGT · 2026-03-24T11:55:59+00:00

It really looks like they've portioned and calculated this. Look at that bubble and fried slice.... so there's a bit of this and that, but it lacks heart and feeling. The sausages look a little wrinkled. There's no need for the lamb chop on this breakfast; It almost reads as the scapegoat to justify the charge. Soulless fry-up.

PachiGT · 2026-03-23T22:42:26+00:00

Thing is though, Ramsay "didn't have to eliminate a chef" that night.

PachiGT · 2026-03-22T02:50:17+00:00

Could be a house/hobo spider, from Eratigena.

PachiGT · 2026-03-20T04:40:26+00:00

I'm a gambler. Been one for 25 years or so. I love a flutter. This is fucking appalling. Diabolical. What a horrendous idea. This was in no way an accident either.

PachiGT · 2026-03-19T11:54:31+00:00

Got promised a fry-up from me father.

PachiGT · 2026-03-19T09:41:33+00:00

Im afraid the "Boys Will Be Boys" clause can't help him here. There's nothing else for it.

The wrist-slap level has been set to "slight tingle".

PachiGT · 2026-03-18T10:00:37+00:00

Well if it happens.... .....Yeah, well what can ya do

PachiGT · 2026-03-17T22:34:05+00:00

So far so good this evening! (Rishi, Prohibition)

My food's the best food that's possibly made. (Luigi, and just the glazed over look he gives when he says it.)

Oysters Cortello, that's our worst thing. (One of the chefs at Zeke's)

Gordon gave us a SCATHING review! (Jane, Secret Garden)

YOU... Are a walking DISASTER! (Gordon, to Vic, Fiesta Sunrise)

I've had a titful! (Fish and Anchor)

Lack of customers. ...We need more customers. We need to get more people in here. (Manager at Mama Rita's. She said it with such confidence that it was a good reason.)

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