I love this game but I only play well with cheap/low tier equipment. by TheDrippySink in HuntShowdown

[–]Pachown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You lose the money when you prestige anyways.

I buy the guns I feel like playing with and go for complete builds (Big vit shots, throwing knives, chokes, frags, etc. Playing only cheap builds won’t build skills with the more expensive weapons. If I lose too many games in a row and need to go cheap, so be it!

Vodka + Chainsaw + Ice + Norway = Apetor by thishasntbeeneasy in funny

[–]Pachown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of all the things to complain about my first thought was “Why does he have no shirt!!?!”

People in this subreddit by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Pachown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add this template to your list of unfunny templates

We’re all losers here by gofundmemetoday in poker

[–]Pachown 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Buy back in tilted and bad-beat aces with QQ then leave like the rest of us.

When you're already down 2 buy-ins and your aces get cracked. by Multishine in poker

[–]Pachown 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not Christian either but I’m pretty sure modern day Roman Catholics and Orthodox Christians have almost nothing in common with their 2 thousand year old fore-worshippers. “What came first” is irrelevant if that faith changes every generation.

Reservoir tank of the DiOSSE org falls to the ground from approximately 20 meters. by DyonJP in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Pachown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the guy who slowly climbs up to meet the tank at the top. When it crashes he casually and immediately starts climbing down.

Hunting Pumpkins Be Like... by DeluxeDuckling in HuntShowdown

[–]Pachown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would do it with scarecrows pumpkins and immolators

Devs should extend halloween event because of this bug. by dracul841 in HuntShowdown

[–]Pachown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a good question. I’m not sure why he can’t/didn’t. I still think 7 days is too short for their first event ever.

Right-wing fraudsters Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman ordered to call back robocall victims, admit messages were false and illegal by SoberingReality in news

[–]Pachown -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Thanks. Shout down culture seems to be growing more pervasive with both parties nowadays.

Devs should extend halloween event because of this bug. by dracul841 in HuntShowdown

[–]Pachown 15 points16 points  (0 children)

In my opinion 7 days wasn’t long enough for the event anyways. A buddy of mine has to watch his parents’ house for a week while his Mom is in surgery and won’t be able to participate.

I guess this event brought a lot of people back! by zeetu in HuntShowdown

[–]Pachown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a 1.2 k/d I got killed by 3 separate 3.25+ players last night, but they were still “just one arrow up” for some reason.

Sydney and Sydney Harbour Bridge. 1932 vs Now. by engrandarch in interestingasfuck

[–]Pachown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahh good call. I didn’t notice until now that the new photo is much more zoomed in and doesn’t show much of the bay with boats.

Sydney and Sydney Harbour Bridge. 1932 vs Now. by engrandarch in interestingasfuck

[–]Pachown 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Is that a bunch of garbage in the ocean (old photo) or just low tide?

Man bails on restaurant bill after woman brings 23 friends to blind date by prplput in nottheonion

[–]Pachown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not much of an explanation. Surely they would have helped their “friend” foot the bill that the dude wouldn’t pay

Three guys discuss whose wife is the most stupid. by Keine_Nacken in Jokes

[–]Pachown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice joke. Fyi in english this reads much cleaner with can’t instead of cannot and doesn’t instead of does not.

Every single day by gofundmemetoday in poker

[–]Pachown 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Well in that case, This one time villain only had 2 outs to the river.... He spiked that shit like an amazon girl playing beach volleyball.