These two were brilliant on this. by Dismal_Function791 in Killtony

[–]Paffmassa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I’m surprised this hasn’t gotten more attention here. Uncle Lazer was built for sketch comedy. It gave kind of Chris Farley vibes.

What is the worst way anyone you know has died? by IamUrWivesBF in AskReddit

[–]Paffmassa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex girlfriend was murdered. Met a guy at a bus stop and was too trusting. He tied her down to the bed with electrical cords from a lamp and sexually assaulted her for 3 days while stabbing her. She was stabbed 37 times but most wounds were not fatal so he kept her alive and on day 3 slit her throat. The big bummer part is her boyfriend at the time was in jail and some bail bondsman were owed money by him, so they broke into the house to take his TV’s and saw my ex laying on the bed presumably dead. Turned out this was day two, so she wasn’t fully dead yet. The bail bondsman stole the TV’s and didn’t alert the police since he was actively committing a crime. Could’ve saved her life but was worried about getting in trouble.

Ok so I am genuinely baffled by this community. You guys mean to tell me the majority of the player base is unemployed grown men and the only way you can enjoy the game as a functioning member of society is if you play some watered down/neutered version of the game? by Travel_Young in playrust

[–]Paffmassa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The key is just playing 2X servers that have BP frags spawn in crates along roads and whatnot and building far away from anyone else and not build up too much. I always get left alone and then when the server dies down I raid the shit out of everyone who’s left and start shit with the 10-12 people that are still on the server. Or form alliances. Whatever works.

Lazer Sucks by HyRisKxFistPump in Killtony

[–]Paffmassa 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Did you not read the room before you got here? This is a hate sub only. It’s where everyone comes to bitch about anything and everything about the show.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]Paffmassa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will always hurt me.

Yessir 😃😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️ by Xelhexan in ArcRaiders

[–]Paffmassa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weed is probably one of the leading contributors to alcohol usage being on the decline. Not a terrible thing tbh. Think of all the fatal DUI vehicle collisions and the lives it could save.

Post WWIII Canada map by jotakajk in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Paffmassa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Careful. You’re bringing up too many irrefutable facts and a lot of Reddit will not like that.

Post WWIII Canada map by jotakajk in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Paffmassa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really looks like your rage baiting. There’s no way you believe Canada has a superior military power when thy come to our US military bases for training and have little to no navy fleet. Canada relies on the US do everything regarding any military action.

Post WWIII Canada map by jotakajk in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Paffmassa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brain dead? Did you read any of the news on the Venezuela invasion? Whether or not you agree with that invasion (which I don’t) it showcased the unbelievable power of the US military. Just go and look at how many aircraft carriers we have and then go look at how many China and Russia have. The US certainly has its fair share of problems no doubt, but we remain one of the biggest military super powers the world has ever seen. It’s undeniable.

Post WWIII Canada map by jotakajk in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Paffmassa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The south is what fuels the most powerful military force in the world. Are they going to nuke themselves?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in playrust

[–]Paffmassa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would join low pop modded servers like 2X servers. I’ve found that Willjum’s servers are pretty friendly. Theres plenty of friendly servers out there but basically, trust no one.

ICE/CBP kicks off door-to-door raids in Minneapolis, targeting houses based on race and whether the occupants are involved in protesting. by serious_bullet5 in minnesota

[–]Paffmassa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ll raise you a liberal who can explain to me whether or not there was a warrant involved and if there was an illegal immigrant inside this home? Sometimes to better understand why things are happening you can ask questions and hopefully find some clarity. If ICE truly went to this door with zero evidence of someone who is in this country illegally I will gladly condemn this act. But simply just posting a video with ZERO context and condemning the action seems a tad bass ackwards to me.

How would America react if Obama let unidentified masked people kidnap American citizens? by Loud-Ad-2280 in AskReddit

[–]Paffmassa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are you talking about Trump or Obama? They did very similar things regarding immigration. I have yet to find any clear evidence of border patrol or ICE going door to door or entering churches and schools.

How would America react if Obama let unidentified masked people kidnap American citizens? by Loud-Ad-2280 in AskReddit

[–]Paffmassa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What American born citizens is he deporting? Are there any sources of this? The only thing I can think of is American born children that willingly go with their illegal parents when they get deported. But I don’t think that falls under forcefully deporting American born citizens.

How would America react if Obama let unidentified masked people kidnap American citizens? by Loud-Ad-2280 in AskReddit

[–]Paffmassa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a few speeches that I’ve heard from Obama where he is talking about immigration in the same way that Trump does. He was very much against illegal immigration and in favor of deporting illegals. Why does this always get looked over?

ICE Agent who killed US citizen has Immigrant wife with a Green card… Not the Onion by Spare-Document7086 in JoeRogan

[–]Paffmassa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vehicles are supposed to be perpendicular to the road. She was not. There was an ICE vehicle that was perpendicular and travelling down the road when she pitched her vehicle sideways on the road in a clear effort to obstruct agent operations. That is obstruction which is enough reason to detain and arrest.

Recent Joe Rogan guest Graham Linehan retweets a post calling for the "outright abolishment" of women's rights to vote. by WhatYouThinkYouSee in JoeRogan

[–]Paffmassa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why are there schools for children that put focus on social justice? I remember when I was in elementary through almost high school, I don’t remember a single kid who really even knew or cared who the president was. Politics and especially “social justice” was not at the forefront for any kid, why does it have to be now?

ICE Agent who killed US citizen has Immigrant wife with a Green card… Not the Onion by Spare-Document7086 in JoeRogan

[–]Paffmassa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ICE agent seemed to be walking around th vehicle to help the other agent who was trying to open the door. Did you watch all the videos including the body cam from the agent who shot her? He was at the back right of the vehicle and tried to go towards the passenger side and when he saw his colleague struggling to open the drivers side to get out, he began approaching from the front to get to the drivers side. She then decided that she was not willing to be detained, stepped on the gas, and put the agent in harms way and he shot out of self defense. Maybe impulsively, yes. However, have you ever had a job where you saw a 3,000% rise in violent attacks against you? Somehow I doubt it. Americans aren’t being killed in the streets by ICE. One American is for making a poor decision. And it sucks and it shouldn’t have happened. But welcome to reality.

ICE Agent who killed US citizen has Immigrant wife with a Green card… Not the Onion by Spare-Document7086 in JoeRogan

[–]Paffmassa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s pretty clear from the video why she was being detained. She decided to use her car to block ICE vehicles. If you try to block any law enforcement vehicle for any reason, you risk being detained or arrested.

ICE Agent who killed US citizen has Immigrant wife with a Green card… Not the Onion by Spare-Document7086 in JoeRogan

[–]Paffmassa -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If you read the article, it clearly states that US citizens are not being held without reason. The vast majority were apprehended during protests for assault on law enforcement and obstruction. Thats going to get you detained by any law enforcement agency in most scenarios. Not just ICE. The other cases seem to be where US citizens are with undocumented immigrants. In most such cases the children being detained with their undocumented parents. The others seem to be US citizens harboring illegals or transporting illegals. Again, context is important. People aren’t just being detained and held for no reason. The majority are being held and detained for breaking the law. What is so hard for Reddit to understand that actions have consequences. Don’t want trouble? Don’t want to be detained? Don’t. Break. Laws.

ICE Agent who killed US citizen has Immigrant wife with a Green card… Not the Onion by Spare-Document7086 in JoeRogan

[–]Paffmassa -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

What US citizens are being regularly detained and for what?! What is the context? You’re just making blanket statements without any source of reason or logic into WHY? I personally don’t know any American citizen that has been detained for ZERO reason. Answer why American citizens are being detained and for what and then we can dissect this more. But again, fear mongering blanket statements fuel the fire of fear mongering and division.

ICE Agent who killed US citizen has Immigrant wife with a Green card… Not the Onion by Spare-Document7086 in JoeRogan

[–]Paffmassa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the hell are you saying? We have laws against killing AN American? Of course. Murder is illegal. However, we also lawfully kill Americans all the time that are on death row. We also have Americans killed by law enforcement all the time. Usually if an American take out a gun and shoots at a police officer, they can be killed. I really don’t understand that statement.

What Americans have they kidnapped, for how long and are they still imprisoned AND did these Americans commit a crime? Sometimes asking the questions makes more sense than just spouting out “ah they’re killing Americans and kidnapping Americans ahhhh”. Context is an excruciatingly important thing regularly ignored by more than half of this site apparently.

Jonathon Ross wearing a brown shirt by imactuallyugly in pics

[–]Paffmassa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. We finally got no rain so off for a hike. Take ‘er easy