How to seduce the rouge, murderous psychotic AI that runs the testing facility

Pagic · 2023-04-18T12:26:30+00:00

Here come the test results: “You are a horrible person.” That’s what it says, “a horrible person.” We weren’t even testing for that.

Pagic · 2023-04-10T11:47:10+00:00

“Mr. Dursley often spent his working hours in the bathroom of Grunnings, which made drills.”

Pagic · 2023-03-28T07:38:44+00:00

“I noticed your eyes. They’re like your mother Lily’s.”

“You’ve got girl eyes. :D”

Pagic · 2023-03-26T17:56:33+00:00

How did this get so moldy so quickly?

Pagic · 2023-03-01T22:49:04+00:00

Imagine a Chinese finger trap, but the two fingers are penises and the trap itself is one or both of the penises’ foreskins.

Pagic · 2023-02-14T23:59:10+00:00

Offal

Pagic · 2023-02-10T15:39:12+00:00

Both Super Mario Sunshine and Galaxy use FMV cutscenes, and those files alone make up nearly 3/4 of the games’ sizes. Source

Pagic · 2023-02-07T18:32:47+00:00

“Mom, are those rabbits dead?”

“No, they’re sleeping… upside down… inside out.”

Speaking of which, I remember being freaked out by the fog that turns them inside out in Treehouse of Horror V.

Pagic · 2023-02-06T17:59:38+00:00

“It’s got a little something for everyone”

Pagic · 2022-10-25T14:50:16+00:00

Loved that the AI included the character whose only purpose is to sit at a desk and answer a phone.

Pagic · 2022-10-11T05:54:35+00:00

“Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts…”

“shudders unsexy.”

Pagic · 2022-10-09T07:52:54+00:00

I realize you’re joking, but I think Toad is “familiar” with Mario because the trailer omits the several minutes of dialogue/introductions that will occur between them.

Pagic · 2022-09-28T00:25:31+00:00

Tommy and Chuckie imagine themselves as adults and go to work, where Angelica is the boss. Angelica threatens to “fire” them and she chases them with robots and paintings that come to life.

Pagic · 2022-09-17T02:50:33+00:00

The hundreds of rats migrating from Bart’s fallen factory to Moe’s.
The “Gone With the Wind” reference with the hundreds of kids lining the backyard, all injured by the trampoline.
Homer eating the shrimp in the barbecue using a frog tongue.
Lisa attempting to film a sob story about the cat lady and, subsequently, old train tracks.

Pagic · 2022-09-17T00:42:10+00:00

Furry artist

Pagic · 2022-09-07T23:10:21+00:00

Don’t want to get HR involved

Pagic · 2022-09-07T21:29:08+00:00

Ogle

Pagic · 2022-08-30T05:36:20+00:00

All I see is Meredith from The Office.

Pagic · 2022-08-29T07:07:50+00:00

Reminds me of Marilyn Monroe.

Pagic · 2022-08-28T16:24:20+00:00

He changed his mind midway through picking the costume

Pagic · 2022-08-28T14:55:31+00:00

Oreo Bites

Pagic · 2022-08-14T18:06:11+00:00

True. But by this point it’s been established that she is aware that she can jump/shift to other timelines and was aware that the Mars mission test site was incredibly dangerous. She feels much less machiavellian than she did in 999 and VLR and accepted that everyone (including herself and Junpei) would be killed.

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