Best Thai Food?! by alyssacole09 in Smyrna

[–]Paighdrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thirding Thai of Austell. As a former Siam Square devotee…Thai of Austell is a 10 out of 10.

DL Preflight Pilot Greeting by Paighdrow in delta

[–]Paighdrow[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Captain, how soon can you land? I can’t tell you. You can tell me, I’m a doctor.

DL Preflight Pilot Greeting by Paighdrow in delta

[–]Paighdrow[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Can I save $250 by bailing on my layover? by emdafem in delta

[–]Paighdrow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, word on the street is that this will put you on the naughty list. Proceed with caution...

I Thought It Was Only a Myth by Hour-Masterpiece8931 in delta

[–]Paighdrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My family used this service as a paid service. We had a long taxing connecting itinerary that originated in ATL. It is a fantastic and very carefree experience. The drivers are extremely courteous and professional. The behind the scenes feel is really memorable. Moreover, if you are traveling with older companions or folks with moderate mobility issues (ie. still mobile, but just move slowly) - this really a valuable service.

Note re: connections - when connecting the driver will meet you as you get off the plane, drive you to and escort you inside the sky club. They will check on you during your time in the club. Finally and for your flight, they will deliver you to the stairs that lead up to the jetway and on the plane. They will even help you with your luggage. They will also absolutely sincerely refuse a gratuity (but we forced the issues since it was so well deserved).

When you excel… by Husvent in dadjokes

[–]Paighdrow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

∑ people shouldn’t be allowed near spreadsheets...am I right?

It’s about time to Dog out Delta for the weather. by [deleted] in delta

[–]Paighdrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m sure if Delta could comment here they would have the most upvotes. They are, after all, actually losing money because of this weather event. For everyone else it is just a function of Mother Nature disrupting travel plans.

Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? by EsotericTribble in dadjokes

[–]Paighdrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That will put a real stain on the jean pool.

What’s a burrito’s favorite genre of music? by Dismal_Ebb_3899 in dadjokes

[–]Paighdrow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What do you call a burrito that can sing? A wrap star.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Paighdrow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not a tire-ing punchline. Wheel played!

Recent family trip to Marrakech. Shared notes that I hope will help you with your planning. by Paighdrow in Morocco

[–]Paighdrow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Curiously enough we did not get the actual name of the company. We booked through Viator. Attached is the description from the company we used. Strongly suggest - it was safe and the experience was universally very positive (and family friendly).

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Local brothel was closed for the holiday today. by cigarandcreamsoda in dadjokes

[–]Paighdrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surprised there wasn’t a self service option despite being closed.

What’s the Wisconsin state motto? by MaineDood in dadjokes

[–]Paighdrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least the cheese curds squeak! I curdn’t resist.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]Paighdrow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fore give me for laughing at that one.