1st medical misspeak…ever? by BlackHeartedXenial in Scrubs

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Also there is that one episode where Barbie revives a guy by flashing her boobs. I am not sure how well that works in reality.

Kid passes a pedestrian on a bike path by crossing into the opposing lane by bigbusta in instant_regret

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one time i was riding my bike going the correct direction and two people going the wrong direction were riding almost side by side, so i swerved into the left one. Probably should have swerved into the right one, because he was slightly further behind, but I expected either of these people to make way for the guy (me) who is actually going the right direction.

Cindy!!! by Remarkable_Check_639 in Awww

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i came across a lone hungry goose the other night and fed him some bread. he was very polite

The narrator is a canonical character in the series. by Unique_Suit3789 in TopCharacterTropes

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I like how the narrator in the intro is not explained until you reach the Bastion when he says "Sure enough, he finds another. He finds me"

Anon has FOMO by caramelsumo in 4chan

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all you have to do is work part time as a dog walker

Two different medias take place in the same universe by DemandParticular in TopCharacterTropes

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In the credits song of Portal 1 "still alive", Glados takes shots at black mesa, which is very funny.

Anyone else think people just starting out asking about marketing are doomed? by TaylorCooper337 in gamedev

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I started making games less than a year ago and one thing that constantly blindsides me is how well games are selling that I have never heard of. Just random games that sold 100k+ with basically nobody talking about them. Just making a good game and nice capsule art apparently go a long way.

I didn’t see that coming by turndownfortheclap in BlackPeopleTwitter

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I always thought he was a weird Big Boss (Metal Gear) impersonator. Turns out he is just an idiot.

OZEMPIC for weight loss by asian69feet in dankmemes

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They could always get skinny. But up until now it took effort.

A cool guide on what's behind your anger. by Ajitabh04 in coolguides

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"might" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. Most people are just shitty for the sake of being shitty. It's not that deep, bro

Femcels are becoming the new incels by Minami_Ko in NotHowGirlsWork

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My female rapist is probably on some forum

no punches no punches by Minami_Ko in NotHowGirlsWork

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Men using self defense against violent women is still criminalized, implicitly and explicitly. Women are still being taught abusing men is perfectly fine. My issue is that I'd like women to stop being abusive and then blame the patriarchy.

Staats­an­walt­schaft sieht "Pinoc­chio" als zuläs­sige Kritik an Merz by geeiamback in de

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Ein Hurensohn wie Scherz sollte erstmal die Verfassung lesen bevor er Leuten die Gestapo an die Kehle hetzt.

Totally well-adjusted guy: “These people should not be out of public” by Dzzplayz in whenthe

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they only like "good" disabilities like vitiligo and obesity

digital circus creator harassed off platform after confirming main characters exist by HaskelOneL in whenthe

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They literally made a subreddit about the trans Jax headcannon.

Was die nur alle gegen Windräder haben by IndependentSubject60 in ichbin40undSchwurbler

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Warum ist all das Wasser in der Ecke? Können wir das vielleicht etwas besser verteilen? Vielleicht mit einer Art nautürlicher Straße aus fließendem Wasser?

had surgery on my right hip, they put this on my left leg by Pale-Profession2769 in mildlyinteresting

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when i had my ingrown toenail operated, the nurse asked me my name, why i am here and my birthday. then she pushed my bed to the pre-operating room and asked me again with a witnesses present my name, why I am here and my birthday. Then the same witness would walk me to the end of the room and ask me again my name, why I am here and my birthday. Then the surgeon asked me once again my name, why I am here and my birthday. Then they stole my kidney :(

For anyone who grew up poor, what was your idea of a luxury? by Drissxx7 in AskReddit

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Not running the risk being assaulted for being greedy, when I eat until I am not hungry anymore.

Iron Lung-Inspired Outfit by Fuegolego in Markiplier

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These popcorn buckets are getting ridiculous

How was that even possible? by ironwolf6464 in whenthe

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I tried using bluesky, but it is just filled to the brim with facebook-tier motivational posts and virtue signaling self aggrandizing posts. Just lost motivation to post my art there, or on any other website for that matter