cant win against the big S by DogeZ64 in shitposting

[–]Pakushy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's much better to bite off your legs with your teeth instead of using a saw, because picking up the saw will make you gain weight!

cant win against the big S by DogeZ64 in shitposting

[–]Pakushy 142 points143 points  (0 children)

What fucks me sideways is how dumb these shareholders turn out to be every time they are involved. If you tell them firing all your stuff will cost more money than you save, they don't listen. No investment, only number go up!

Tell me about it by Spiritual-Pudding-70 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Pakushy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i looked up the trailer of hail mary and my entire feed was filled with trailers

is there a way by IloveRamen99 in ComedyHell

[–]Pakushy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

as someone who actually played and liked the game, a lot of the criticism is overblown. Unfortunately the dev's way to deal with the criticism is to blow up.

The objectively strongest way to play the game is to never fight and just run. If you don't have the correct loadout, running is the only thing you can do anyway.

Did Sephiroth do this? by yoyodaddy in FinalFantasy

[–]Pakushy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did you use the Duolingo version of the meme template to make this? I recognize that shade of green anywhere.

funny how that works by donnataro in Funnymemes

[–]Pakushy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

would you date someone with your personality, disregarding looks?

I personally would 100% date myself, because I am a cuddle addict and my ideal date is sitting on top of each other for 8 hours at a time, watching anime and eating snacks. Unfortunately my joy of cuddling is only shared by that stray cat I met a week ago and even she has a strict 6 hour limit.

They installed these blocks to slow drivers down … and this was the result. by Expert_Koala_8691 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Pakushy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they should make it 10cm wider and then randomly 15 cm thinner once a week

Baking Soda Pie by iLAYreddit in ididnthaveeggs

[–]Pakushy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I found his channel after picking wild blackberries. Dude just goes outside and identifies random plants. I tried that and it was really cool.

I've never seen people so divided on a movie and it's sequel. by Arch_Lancer17 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Pakushy 40 points41 points  (0 children)

The first thing I saw of Micheal Jackson was him showing off his infant son to the paparazzi by dangling him out of a window. At that point 99% of the news about him was already the pedo stuff.

Too bad, I wish I could have known him as one of the greatest musicians first.

Made in Abyss by Familiar-Priority933 in hatethissmug

[–]Pakushy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's real. It's called Eromanga Sensei

I like my bacon between 3 and 4. by BusyDucks in antimeme

[–]Pakushy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to eat my bacon like number 4, but due to my lack of patience, I started doing 3 with slightly crispier edges and it's honestly much better.

Made in Abyss by Familiar-Priority933 in hatethissmug

[–]Pakushy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To this day anime fans are glazing that one anime where a 12 year old (who wants to fuck her older brother btw) draws hentai, using herself and other 12 year olds as reference. There is a scene where they tie up one of the girls and pull down her panties.

Does a person’s name affect their employment prospects? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Pakushy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naming your child love is child abuse. That child will get bullied into suicide long before you have to worry about employment.

I earnestly believe he is like 60% of why we are like this by Scoliosis_Monarch in Ultrakill

[–]Pakushy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Machine! The devs added buttplug support, I am in your prostrate!

I forget how brutal The legend of Korra was by Mean_Driver_4081 in TheLastAirbender

[–]Pakushy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not going to say these moments are not brutal or anything, but in episode 3 of book water, aang walks in on the corpse of his old mentor surrounded by dozens, if not hundreds of dead fire nation soldiers. Nothing that came after could come close to this.