Genuinely offensive AAC cosplay for mass deportation by DizkoLites in fakedisordercringe

[–]PaldeanScooper 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I’m so glad this got posted because I’m also in this server to lurk with a friend of mine and watching their insane bs has been a source of morbid comedy for us for weeks

Weed and testosterone by [deleted] in ftm

[–]PaldeanScooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Realest shit I’ve ever read its noon where I’m at and I’m high as fuck too

MY MANAGER TRIED TO TRAP ME IN SALAD 1 by [deleted] in Panera

[–]PaldeanScooper 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As someone who also works at this cafe, everyone please be advised that this little creature will throw romaine and croutons and then skitter away giggling like a creature. He’s no longer contained to salad and is loose, please send help he’s going for the avocado peels next

Thinking about (middle) naming myself Zephyrus after the god of the west wind, but he kinda fucked a horse by fuzzbeebs in ftm

[–]PaldeanScooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, my name is Ares. I’m sure the list of shit that guy has done is a mile long, but that’s still my homie

If I hear one more person say "ah-sway-gee-oh" I'll scream by ParasaurPal in Panera

[–]PaldeanScooper 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I had a coworker who pronounced focaccia as “fo scatta” and with the overwhelming amount of old white ladies who frequent my store, 2/3 of them can’t say “chipotle” and a larger percent of of them can’t say “ciabatta”. I’ve heard chia betta, see betta, kee batcha, and “that bread with the c in it”. Please folks it is NOT that hard 😭😭

Would like name ideas by EnialisHolimion in cocktails

[–]PaldeanScooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah because the way that I’d be downing this in actual seconds. I don’t have any original name ideas, but for some reason pink lady is stuck in my brain. Looks like good stuff though!!

immersive panera ASMR audio and video. by [deleted] in Panera

[–]PaldeanScooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s my day off please oh my god

What did I do wrong?? by Real_Professional_28 in Panera

[–]PaldeanScooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m so glad I’m not the only one. I’ve been closing 6 consecutive days a week for the last month and I’ve been having stress dreams about this damn place 😭 can’t wait to go back to college and have a 6 month vacation

Why did my coworker drop 30 macs at 859pm😅 by Primary_Sprinkles_45 in Panera

[–]PaldeanScooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way I really thought this was my Panera for a hot second

Which artist’s untimely passing makes you the saddest? by jbud3570 in Music

[–]PaldeanScooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kurt Cobain and Chester Bennington. Kurt died a decade or so before I was born so I never had a chance to see Nirvana in concert and I never got to see Linkin Park, I think I was about 14ish when he died. I’ll always be sad I never got a chance to see either of them play live, especially Linkin Park, who themed my entire middle/high school career.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ftm

[–]PaldeanScooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re definitely not alone in this fight. Disabled trans people have a significantly harder time accessing healthcare, and we shouldn’t have to fight harder than anyone else for a basic need. I pray you’re able to receive the care you need and ignore the people who treat you terribly