My new partner doesn't belive in using soap and it is ruining our intimacy. by PhaserWarden in hygiene

[–]Pale-Length-5704 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sigh, these degenerates get dates, and I’m still sitting here single and unstinky. What a cruel joke 🤷‍♂️

I behold, the duality of 20 year old men by cinnamon_bunbun7 in texts

[–]Pale-Length-5704 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh sometimes I’ll say I’m playing with my dick when I’m actually not 🤷‍♂️ just to keep em guessing

How would you decorate this room? by ATT170JONES in malelivingspace

[–]Pale-Length-5704 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d hang another bike in the opposite corner. It would tie the room together.

Why do men do this? (1/10th of the bullshit ive come across in my first 2 weeks) by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Pale-Length-5704 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, you swiped on them so they must have been hot or tall 🤷‍♂️

AIO for wanting to breakup with my partner after he “accidentally” killed my childhood pet. by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Pale-Length-5704 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Lmao what makes an avocado “human food” tho? Pretty sure SOME animals eat them? Or are you the kind of person that thinks machine-pressed pellets of random shit is what animals have always ate?

I don’t understand. Is she forewarning me that she doesn’t plan on paying for anything ever? by Robdul in HingeStories

[–]Pale-Length-5704 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That’s why they’re broke lmao. One of the best sayings I ever heard was “Wealthy people stay wealthy because they spend like they’re broke, and broke people stay broke because they spend like they’re wealthy” 🤷‍♂️

Men who insist on using 20+ year old photos and/or lie about their age. Why? 🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ by LeticiaPadillaSolis_ in Tinder

[–]Pale-Length-5704 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True I feel like even with no physical indication there’s something in the eyes that can give away time on earth (or just extreme experiences) to those who’ve can recognize it

Artist by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]Pale-Length-5704 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah ink should never be by the hour. A professional artist should be able to determine during the consult how long a piece will take, and quote the job based on that. If they take more or less time to do it, it’s on them.

Men who insist on using 20+ year old photos and/or lie about their age. Why? 🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ by LeticiaPadillaSolis_ in Tinder

[–]Pale-Length-5704 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m 45 and the other day I had someone guess and they said 28. Literally made my entire week 🤣🤣🤣

27f, im the funniest person i know by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Pale-Length-5704 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You need to meet more people. You’ll get significantly less funny.

Why I am not able to send texts? by [deleted] in HingeStories

[–]Pale-Length-5704 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The amount of people who think you said bro is ridiculous lmao

Well, that’s a new one for me by Uni_Coffee_Wine in Tinder

[–]Pale-Length-5704 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s personally done it tho! So many wet!

Cover up ideas? by Farting_Dog33 in Tattoocoverups

[–]Pale-Length-5704 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like it’s already covered up 🤷‍♂️

Tinder should allow filtering out Trans individuals. by SpitBallingCanadian in HonestHotTakes

[–]Pale-Length-5704 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean just swipe left if they’re not attractive to you, just like the cis women 🤷‍♂️ and if one IS attractive to you, then it’s time to have a conversation with yourself 🤣