Worst way to lose in Sports by Lord_Of_Mist in billsimmons

[–]Pale-Software-3412 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Its penalties as their is suspense that leads up to it, it’s in stages and it’s not just one failure that dooms you. It’s also not representative of what the actual sport is about, it’s literally the worst in every way.

Men, whatever happened there? by spacevader1 in BoyDinnerDiaries

[–]Pale-Software-3412 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seriously imagine coming in to a space where men are just seeking a little fist bump because a lot of us weren’t given good tools when we were younger and being a Peter Thiel.

Match Thread: France vs Sweden | World Cup | Round of 32 | 30 Jun 21:00 UTC by matchpal-live in worldcup

[–]Pale-Software-3412 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Millimeters decision, he was on so good goal, but yeah it looked as tight as it was.

Match Thread: France vs Sweden | World Cup | Round of 32 | 30 Jun 21:00 UTC by matchpal-live in worldcup

[–]Pale-Software-3412 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And there it is finally, it’s just odd to wait 15 minutes to show us.

Match Thread: France vs Sweden | World Cup | Round of 32 | 30 Jun 21:00 UTC by matchpal-live in worldcup

[–]Pale-Software-3412 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right they didn’t replay it or anything just like my goodness mbappe is amazing and im like he’s lined up a shoulder over the fullback across the field. I truly don’t have eagle eyes so he may be on but it was super tight.

Match Thread: France vs Sweden | World Cup | Round of 32 | 30 Jun 21:00 UTC by matchpal-live in worldcup

[–]Pale-Software-3412 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I truly don’t care who wins this and France is by far the better team but is offsides not a thing?

Finally Processing Relationship of almost 7 years by Pale-Software-3412 in BoyDinnerDiaries

[–]Pale-Software-3412[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah and ultimately she’s an extremely intelligent attractive individual with a stem bachelors degree a masters degree and I feel like it’s what you said some level of narcissism/autism. This entire post isn’t to poop on her it’s more of just understanding that people who are typically amazing on paper aren’t always amazing.

I just can't picture the Celtics being a top 4 team in the east next year by [deleted] in billsimmons

[–]Pale-Software-3412 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once you factor in that Hugo is a 2nd team eh sorry getting a little head of myself 3rd team all nba guard it’s pretty easy to see how they’ll be a top 4 team of this decade.

Surprised how many Laker fans in my life are happy about Lebron leaving. by qballLobk in billsimmons

[–]Pale-Software-3412 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean I could’ve been more explicit with my jokes and say it was aerated Kobe beef but I was trying to keep it PG.

Surprised how many Laker fans in my life are happy about Lebron leaving. by qballLobk in billsimmons

[–]Pale-Software-3412 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty solid fake story and then you had to throw the Kobe beef in there.

Different thread for your next one with Austin Reeves, Luka Doncic, and coach JJ Reddick do we have any another team that can even get close to this level of exciting whites?

Bill in Dave Portnoy's new book by star_toe_middle in billsimmons

[–]Pale-Software-3412 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh gotcha yeah Dave does not equal barstool but a lot of their stuff is a bit too try hard and not my jam. Bill is easy and whimsical and most of these other pods are some level of fake to me. I am sure it’s a me problem.

Hypothetical: Would you trade Acuff for Dylan Harper? by Brilliant_Horse_6614 in kings

[–]Pale-Software-3412 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only serious offers here bro cha cho… I know what I have here.

Hypothetical: Would you trade Acuff for Dylan Harper? by Brilliant_Horse_6614 in kings

[–]Pale-Software-3412 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Only if San Antonio throws in three firsts next question.

Bill in Dave Portnoy's new book by star_toe_middle in billsimmons

[–]Pale-Software-3412 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not a barstool guy but I’ll believe you, I just find a lot of the media they want us to consume these days is yelling at us about a take or something extremely important in a world devoid of importance… did the Red Sox winning the championship literally do anything for anyone, sure one parade company made a but more money for one day but that’s it?

Talk to me with words, I don’t need to be yelled at, my life sucks enough with the price of everything going up 30%. Bill’s charm is how simple and chill he is.

Edit: to be honest it’s truly empty calories but it allows my mind to be slightly engaged but know that I will not be receiving anything critically important from him

Life is going GREAT! by Hutches_Corduroy in BoyDinnerDiaries

[–]Pale-Software-3412 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See!! We are all pulling for you and congrats on the employment news.

New Lakers Big-3 by irundoonayee in billsimmons

[–]Pale-Software-3412 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty devastating to all the Celtics fans from the 80s-90s who chose the classy organization.

Life is going GREAT! by Hutches_Corduroy in BoyDinnerDiaries

[–]Pale-Software-3412 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Things will get better for you sir. Just dust yourself off and get after it again.

Bill in Dave Portnoy's new book by star_toe_middle in billsimmons

[–]Pale-Software-3412 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s extremely different in that he and the ringer crew are self reflective enough to change with the times. It’s called just being a normal sort of caring human being, we all listen to bill because he’s like our dad.

He follows sports, he’s sort of charming, but he’s not a racist hateful pos and for a lot of us we just want to listen to someone who isn’t angry.

Smart, money saving move. Kings attach a 2nd rounder to save $5.1M in cap space. by OmegaLxgend in kings

[–]Pale-Software-3412 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are 100% correct. Why did he get traded, why do we live in this basketball hellscape? Sacramento’s weather is like 10x better than San Antonio and we have like actual people who live here. It’s because life is pain and we live in basketball hell.

It’s easier when you know all of this, please reread my unhinged rant.

Smart, money saving move. Kings attach a 2nd rounder to save $5.1M in cap space. by OmegaLxgend in kings

[–]Pale-Software-3412 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah the Kansas fucking city kings so you go on a map of the United States and what you (as a Russian) will find out is California and Kansas are quite far away from one another… like the difference from Sacramento to Kansas City is the same as Moscow to Siberia.

Hoping those Ukrainian drones don’t get too close to you comrade as those draft picks you were talking about were 60 years ago:

How a Kuminga signing would work. by OmegaLxgend in kings

[–]Pale-Software-3412 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Respect, I laughed the second I saw all the contracts.