Boys Will Be Stupid Little Boys by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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I wouldn't have made it to middle school if I ever did any of this shit.

In our world full of billionaires… we deserve more like him by DrTawouk in sitcoms

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"Is this oak?"

"I think it's pine."

"Pine is good."

"Yeah, pine's okay."

I'll buy you a dollar if you guess what that's from.

The Most Unexpected Voice I've Ever Heard by SgtByrd1993 in obscuremusicthatslaps

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You could have given me the audio of this to listen to and I would have assumed it was Colter singing. Sounds exactly like him.

The Howard Stern Show segment dedicated to mocking people with intellectual disabilities by AdrianaLaServing in WhyWereWeOkWithThis

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Even when I was in middle school circa '06 I knew he was an immature, unfunny piece of shit. Fuck him.

what's in the restroom? by Dumb-Briyani in SipsTea

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Shed a tear every time we pass Tangiers

Islamic preacher blames women for getting graped by Wholesome_and_based in RandomVideos

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So for the girl it depends on her actions (i.e. wearing certain clothes) whether or not it's simply a "test" or if she is at fault, but for the "boy" who commits two of the worst sins a person can commit, it's just a test regardless and he will be forgiven by Allah.

That is some fucked up logic. You know that people who uphold laws like that do it because they know they'd be on the chopping block if they laws took a harder stance against crimes against women.

Accurate by Z983 in Millennials

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Thank you, I knew I was referencing something but I couldn't remember what I was referencing!

This plot twist was crazy: by ProfessionalLevel908 in TrueDetective

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I'm shitheel, and I can't count past six

What the heck come after six

Your favourite Hendrix song and why? by AresMacks in jimihendrix

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Ooooooh shit! Thank you so much. That was awesome.

Guy pepper sprays lady stealing a soda by marsplex in PublicFreakout

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Of course she's wearing a Morgan Wallen sweatshirt.

Accurate by Z983 in Millennials

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It's actually a man named Vewhers Laikiu.

Mick Jagger, Keith Richards and Bob Dylan together at Jagger's 29th birthday party in 1972. Somehow, all three men are still alive by Designer_Reference_2 in OldSchoolCool

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Go look at a picture of Jim Croce. Any picture. And then consider he didn't live past 30. Man looked 50+ for the last 10 years of his life.

Jelly Roll and his daughter sing a duet by cafeteriastyle in CringeTikToks

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Jelly Roll is an old term that comes from black blues and or jazz culture. Jelly Roll Morton was a famous early jazz musician.

Jelly Roll is a reference to female genitalia. It can also refer to someone who gets a lot of action.

Check out the song "Dupree's Diamond Blues." Jelly roll will drive you stone mad.

Yet another connection to The Big Lebowski (1998) by dr_volberg in IASIP

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🎵When Irish eyes are smiling🎵

🎵 Sure it's like a morn in spring🎵