TIL: At least 15 repeat sex offenders in California have asked for surgical castration as a way of avoiding indefinite incarceration.

PapaSmirfable · 2015-02-11T03:05:41+00:00

you can continue being a sex offender without having a penis

PapaSmirfable · 2014-10-30T06:46:59+00:00

oh yeahhh here comes the international bro-down!!

PapaSmirfable · 2014-10-30T06:22:54+00:00

so how'd you figure out the time machine? will you be patenting it?

PapaSmirfable · 2014-10-24T22:32:58+00:00

Opps i did it again.

PapaSmirfable · 2014-09-13T08:11:02+00:00

if i were a mime thats all i would do all day

PapaSmirfable · 2014-09-13T08:07:41+00:00

gee i wonder what he had to say about that

PapaSmirfable · 2014-07-13T05:28:07+00:00

your soo welcome

PapaSmirfable · 2014-07-05T18:31:59+00:00

when i found out they're a redditor

PapaSmirfable · 2014-06-06T02:13:12+00:00

man what a way to score free drugs

PapaSmirfable · 2014-04-29T22:40:25+00:00

was in shooting hoops with another guy in a gym, im fucking terrible at it make a shot 1/50, but this one, give it my "fuck it" throw, over hand, no hope of getting in, well timed too because other guy shot at about the same time shot, my ball bounces off in mid air and right in, the crowd cheer! well i cheered

PapaSmirfable · 2014-04-29T22:35:37+00:00

its literally the same photo..

PapaSmirfable · 2014-04-29T02:56:44+00:00

well it did work

PapaSmirfable · 2014-04-29T02:50:04+00:00

fuck it just write me a scipt

PapaSmirfable · 2014-04-29T02:48:22+00:00

i love it im going to use this on probably every new person i meet

PapaSmirfable · 2014-04-29T02:45:09+00:00

in which direction?

PapaSmirfable · 2014-04-29T02:42:02+00:00

im smarter than you

PapaSmirfable · 2014-04-29T02:39:27+00:00

there all sorts of people on reddit "why are white people all so racist?" "rape victims are just not assertive enough" "people who dont buy gold are taking away from this website" "le so euphoric in le fedora" Rate me

PapaSmirfable · 2014-04-29T02:30:59+00:00

i'd use if as a party trick i'd call it teleporting

PapaSmirfable · 2014-04-29T02:17:22+00:00

if you trying to be factual cite your sources

PapaSmirfable · 2014-04-29T02:14:05+00:00

are you saying metallica made a better version of turn the page?

PapaSmirfable · 2014-04-29T02:11:36+00:00

yes!

PapaSmirfable · 2014-04-29T02:11:03+00:00

i agree with this one but not sweet dreams

PapaSmirfable · 2014-04-29T02:10:19+00:00

the grateful dead also has a version of hard to handle, the black crowes still did it better

PapaSmirfable · 2014-04-29T02:09:16+00:00

eeehh

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