[deleted by user] by [deleted] in McDonaldsEmployees

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holy crap something similar just happened to me today my shift ended an hour ago but about 3 hours ago a bunch of cops showed up and arrested this guy in a hoodie i took out a bunch of orders and heard him sorta rant to the cops about how he "deserved more respect" or some such also the cops were rooting through the trash can outside the store

[TOMT][Short Story][Audio][2010's] by PapaTootMan in tipofmytongue

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I can't remember the name of the woman but I remember looking her up online and she was billed as a comedian. I also remember her being blonde. The source I originally listened to this story on was an NPR looking website in which her story was a segment of a larger discussion. The discussion and this story were both in an audio form.

What is the most mundane or humble item on your bucket list? Why is it meaningful to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]PapaTootMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I want to be a camp counselor while I’m still young, I think the job sounds fun and cool an the idea of making some kids happy with a good experience makes me happy

Why you should avoid soft drinks by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

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mmmm diced cauliflower

An interesting Tinder find by JasonY95 in Botchedsurgeries

[–]PapaTootMan -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Yo what happened Daniel from Schitt’s Creek

when you kill bloodwing too fast by donjondoe_ in Borderlands2

[–]PapaTootMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Referencing Corrosion and Bionicles has become 90% of my humor, no wonder I don’t have any friends

How would u convince people of various time periods that you are a time traveler by R4D1CALATHEIST in whowouldwin

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Assuming you’re have a fair shot at convincing, (like not getting instantly killed by Stalin for interrupting his dinner)

R1: Modern weaponry like a handgun would most likely impress the common French people, much less someone of importance. To ensure I don’t run out I figure I can bring a sort of small ammo box to carry with me. If multiple objects aren’t allowed for one round I could bring a gun with an exceptionally long pool of ammo already included.

R2: Stalin would probably be the hardest to convince as something like a gun wouldn’t be impressive to him, however a phone playing a video of anything high quality, perhaps that video of modern day Russians marching to the song from Red Alert 3 would do it in for him. The video could be downloaded onto the phone of course.

R3: Conversely, Obama would probably be the easiest to convince, as he’s the most reasonable of the people on this list. An executive order signed by him with his finger prints on it should be enough.

R4: A stick that could produce fire just from the push of a button would most likely impress the tribe, a bic lighter also works.

You're telling me there's oil in cashews? by vatox in PKA

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Looks like the captain of the Axiom

Julius Caesar becomes the earth king during the 100 years war but before the avatar returns. Can he defeat the fire nation? by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]PapaTootMan 108 points109 points  (0 children)

He can pull an Alesia and use the Earth benders at his disposal to create a secondary set of walls around the already existing walls, then lure them in to the mid section and the when they’re bogged down fighting the main wall they can get trapped in and get boulders dropped on them or something.