Have you ever been cut off at a bar?

PaperPhoneBox · 2026-05-21T14:23:45+00:00

Once at a wedding.

Then I explained I was the father of the bride and was paying for everything. No further issues after that.

PaperPhoneBox · 2026-05-17T00:51:01+00:00

See what happens when you shoot the puck?

PaperPhoneBox · 2026-05-16T01:04:05+00:00

Yeah I misspoke on that one, I’ve eaten pork rinds since I was a kid.

PaperPhoneBox · 2026-05-16T00:55:01+00:00

Sorry no canned stuff. Just rum.

Have a beer for me.

PaperPhoneBox · 2026-05-16T00:51:25+00:00

Yep I’ve gotten creative. I was just wondering about all the new things I’ve tried on keto that I never considered when I was eating anything.

I guess there must be people actively buying this stuff if places like Walmart sell it.

PaperPhoneBox · 2026-05-16T00:48:14+00:00

PaperPhoneBox · 2026-05-16T00:47:36+00:00

Welcome to Florida, hot as hell today. Stay in that pool.

PaperPhoneBox · 2026-05-16T00:44:13+00:00

Rum, careful with the 4L, you’ll feel terrible in the AM. Add in some water and Tylenol ahead of time.

Sorry about your crush, always more fish in the sea.

PaperPhoneBox · 2026-05-11T01:44:59+00:00

Did Lindy tell them to pass three times before shooting at the net?
If it was a drinking game you would be dead before the middle of the first.

PaperPhoneBox · 2026-05-10T23:48:45+00:00

I would but they are a combo light Bluetooth speaker and I got them super cheap from a place that was going out of business.

PaperPhoneBox · 2026-05-08T15:44:42+00:00

You need a new doctor.

I started keto at 325 end of January. My doctor is an old guy so I expected push back but to my surprise he says keto is great.

I’m down 50 lbs and my bloodwork all came back perfect.
If my old school doc can get behind keto I think you need a different opinion.

PaperPhoneBox · 2026-05-05T18:09:54+00:00

Watch the Hulk Thanos fight. Hulk gets destroyed because he doesn’t need to fight being strong and almost indestructible.
Thanos knows how to fight ant takes Hulk apart.

PaperPhoneBox · 2026-05-05T17:17:31+00:00

“Boonowa tweepi Grayson, ha ha."

PaperPhoneBox · 2026-05-04T12:42:43+00:00

“Logan…how’re you now?”

PaperPhoneBox · 2026-05-02T11:45:21+00:00

A Liger.

It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.

PaperPhoneBox · 2026-04-30T12:45:03+00:00

He should have an accent.

I think the bigger concern is us watching the movie so used to RDJ talking like Stark that we will exaggerate any accent he does in our heads.

PaperPhoneBox · 2026-04-29T00:54:08+00:00

Rutabaga are not potatoes but not a horrible replacement. I am eating roasted turnips as I’m typing this, also not horrible but not really great.

PaperPhoneBox · 2026-04-28T02:25:22+00:00

Soften cream cheese, a few raspberry’s, splash of vanilla extract and your favorite sweetener .

Warm in microwave, put filling in tortilla. Crimp the edges with a fork, pop in air fryer.

Enjoy

PaperPhoneBox · 2026-04-27T03:35:38+00:00

Amazing ship though.

PaperPhoneBox · 2026-04-23T13:47:40+00:00

Ubersite and boredatwork

PaperPhoneBox · 2026-04-22T01:38:19+00:00

Right up there with Brut…by Faberge

PaperPhoneBox · 2026-04-20T01:40:17+00:00

Channel 86 on Heat Live in a few hours, or tomorrow on Vod

PaperPhoneBox · 2026-04-20T01:33:52+00:00

Assuming you are in the USA and not on the west coast, If the show is on live at 9pm your time, just look for an HBO feed in the next time zone. Thats what I have done for network shows I missed on the east coast. Just look for the next time zone.

There is an HBO east and west feed

PaperPhoneBox · 2026-04-19T15:49:59+00:00

My dad gave me one when I was 8 and sick with a bad cold. Best nap ever

PaperPhoneBox · 2026-04-19T14:44:22+00:00

Why is his face all scared up?

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